Teletubbies' Collision Coruse/Transcript

This is the transcript for Teletubbies' Collision Course.
 * (Shows Nickelodeon, Ragdoll Productions, WildBrain, Mattel and SEGA Presents logo)
 * French Narrator: [as it shows Encino, California] Today, in Encino, California, we’ll be seeing a brand new Teletubbies special presented by your pirate host which it’s known as [horror music as it shows the logo; in a deep voice] TELETUBBIES' COLLISION COURSE. [in his normal voice] A.K.A. Teletubbies Collision Course. (The screens shows a Countdown 14-13-12-11-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0. Then It shows the title card and the opening credits)
 * Neil deSponge BrownPants: [narrating] The universe: A vast expanse of space and matter. It includes that we see and all we know. Since the ocean age, the day today, we have wondered how it'd happened to be. A chance of cosmic events, a bunch of sodor, or something much, much, dumber? [At the Krusty Krab…]
 * Don Grouper: Thank you, everyone, for coming to this gala event celebrating the meteoric success of Frozen Krabby Patties. In honor of this momentous occasion, we are going to premiere our 400th commercial.
 * Mr. Krabs: How much are you charging for these patties, boy-o?
 * Patrick: Yeah, we just give them away.
 * Mr. Krabs: [freaks out] Agh, you've done a good thing here, lad, but you could use a little frelp, I think. [jumps into the pants] How about we partner up, and I become your boss and pay you minimum wage while I work you mercilessly? What do you say? Yes? Now get back to work and serve those hungry customers! [laughs; Plankton is looking through a telescope from the Chum Bucket]
 * Diesel: [growls] How is that impossible?! Krabs just got that Teletubbies back to be known as the WORLD'S GREATEST FRY COOK!!! [in a quiet voice] There's got to be something to cause him to lose his job.
 * Karen: How? Look at this place. You never beaten Krabs these years.
 * Plankton: [walks down and showing his lobotomized squirrels] Well, I have been saving these grey lobotomized wolf squirrels for three months and all we did was to take out their brains and fixed them by putting a new ones in. If only there was a way I could cause a series of events, that can threatening everyone! [takes a drink of his science juice, which it poofs him into a balloon]
 * Karen: Then, why don't you use your Rocket Missile 200 you haven't used on Friday?
 * Plankton: [pops back to himself, normally] Great idea, Karen! I haven't seen that thing, for a computer date or something. [Karen sighs. Plankton opens the door in his rocket so one of his wolf squirrels to walk in] Come right in, squirrel. Hopefully, you can have a free park ride... where we will rule the world. [holds out a remote control] Please keep your legs inside the rocket at all times! In counting, [Karen has a countdown on her screen] 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Goodbye, world. BLAST OFF! [pushes the button on his remote control. The rocket bursts out of the Chum Bucket and into the sky, then space from Earth with the wolf squirrel screaming and yelping. As it sees a moon, it screams and the rocket bumps into it which it bounces it off, bumping into other planets and objects to make them bounce around. The wolf squirrel then bursts out of the rocket ship with its space suit on and sees two asteroids collapsing. It runs through the asteroid belt, then gets tied on the rocket and flies towards a huge meteor. It screams then bursts through and out of the asteroid. It grabs a acorn and steps on the asteroid; it stores it in and salutes. Suddenly, the asteroid breaks into two pieces, and it tries to hold them together but let's go and the asteroid continues to fall towards Earth. Back at the Krusty Krab…]
 * Mr. Krabs: [as an orchestra play music and he jumps out of his office] Yippee! Give it up for Krusty Krab’s Krusty Dog Day [hot dogs falling from the ceiling] and if you come to down, Come spend your Money Here! Plus, I have the return of our fry-cook. So give it up for Free Hot-Dogs! Whoo-hoo! YEE-HAW! Free Hot-Dogs!
 * Nat Peterson: [walking up to the cash register] Hey, there.
 * Squidward: Hi, customer. My name is Squidward. What would you like to order for hot-dog on the upid-day?
 * Nat Peterson: Hmm… [looking at the menu] I’ll take a Krabby Patty, but with Extra hot dogs.
 * Squidward: Well, isn’t that great? [turns to SpongeBob] One Krabby Patty with extra hot dogs! [the tray appears; Squidward gives it to Nat] Here you go, sir. One Krabby Patty.
 * Nat Peterson: Thanks!
 * Mr. Krabs: [bursts out of his office] Squidward! Where are you?! [approaches to him] Listen up. I need to let you know that I will be doing hockey with me daughter, Pearl in a few minutes after work time. Just to let you know. [laughs]
 * Squidward: What do you mean?
 * Mr. Krabs: You know, play, with her. [walks back into his office] I’m glad SpongeBob is back as me fry cook. [looks at a photo of him with SpongeBob and starts to kiss the picture] I will be happy, once when I will have plenty of Money for the day! Whoo-hoo!
 * Squidward: [sighs] Hopefully, there will be a nap time for me, after this! Lucky, lucky, lucky.
 * French Narrator: A few hours later…
 * Mr. Krabs: [At Mr. Krabs' house, he and Pearl play hockey while standing/running on ice, using a puck, and hockey sticks] Let's go! [while skating] The blazing krab takes on the breakaway! There's never been a player so tough, so graceful!
 * Pearl: So desperate to score!
 * Mr. Krabs: He fakes right, he fakes left...!
 * Pearl: He fakes knowing how to play! [swipes the puck away from his father with her stick] What’s wrong? Lose something?
 * Mr. Krabs: Wow, rhat was pretty good. Okay, let’s see what you’ve got.
 * Pearl: You asked for it! [slides with her stick and hits the puck into the goal as snows flies into Mr. Krabs’ face] YES! She dominates...again!
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, please, me daughter. It was good parenting, we did… pretty good on this.
 * Pearl: Yes! [they see Ethan watching from bushes]
 * Ethan Krabs: WHOO-HOO! Yeah! [jumping onto the ice; standing] Touchdown! Wait, no. No, not touchdown. What is it? Uh… score! [slips towards Pearl and Ethan]
 * Pearl: Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
 * Ethan Krabs: Yeah. And you were “amazing”! [holds on to Pearl from slipping] Whoa!
 * Pearl: Be careful.
 * Ethan Krabs: This ice is really icey.
 * Pearl: Well, you’re cute to me! [they both laugh as Mr. Krabs sadly sighs and grabs the hockey sticks]
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, guess… we’ll play… later. [Mama Krabs appears with SpongeBob's Grandma holding on to her with her hand]
 * Mama Krabs: So, she whooped your bottom again, huh?
 * SpongeBob's Grandma: And with a bottom that big, that's a lot of whooping.
 * Mr. Krabs: Nobody was whooped. It was just a lovely father sharing strategy with his whale daughter.
 * Grandma: And no sucking was a strategy.
 * Ethan Krabs: [holds out flowers with his claw] Ta-da-da-da! For you, my mom in law to be... Buttercups, nature's sunshine!
 * Mr. Krabs: Isn't "sunshine" nature's sunshine?
 * Mama Krabs: [takes the flowers from Ethan's claw] Aw... Thank you, Ethan. It's been so long since anyone has given me flowers. But, you're marrying our daughter. You don’t have to keep bringing us presents.
 * Ethan Krabs: But it makes me happy. [turns to Mr. Krabs] And for you, my guru, my rock, my main krab in the sea… To you, I give the greatest gift of all.
 * Mr. Krabs: [Ethan walks up closer to him] W-W-Wait....What are you doing?
 * Ethan Krabs: [spreading his claws out] Come on, bro-dad. Bring it in. [hugs Mr. Krabs] Oh! I can feel your heart beating!
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay...That’s enough of that.
 * Mama Krabs: You better get used to it. He’ll be living next door.
 * Pearl: Come on, Ethan, you wanna get going?
 * Mama Krabs: Actually, weren’t you gonna help me, with the thing?
 * Pearl: [surprised] Oh...Right. The thing! Gotta do the thing!
 * Mr. Krabs: I can do the thing.
 * Pearl and Mama Krabs: NO!!! [pause]
 * Pearl: It’s a girl thing.
 * Mama Krabs: [gets an idea] Hey! Why don’t you do a guy thing? And I’ll see you later, on this special day! [she giggles which butt-fives Krabs]
 * Pearl: Have you told them about our decision yet?
 * Ethan Krabs: No! I’m waiting for the right time.
 * Mr. Krabs: [pulls Ethan away] Come on, bro-kid! Walk with me. I’m gonna watch butterflies come out of their cocoons.
 * Ethan Krabs: Wow! Really?
 * Mr. Krabs: No.
 * Pearl: Goodbye, sweetie! [making kissing sound effects] Mwah! Mwah, mwah!
 * Mama Krabs: Awwww. I remember when Krabs and I used to be like that.
 * Grandma: Not, me. [walking away] Love 'em and leave 'em and take half of everything. That's my motto!
 * French Narrator: Meanwhile… [cuts to the inside of Melissa's Tree and SpongeBob pops from below and looks at the camera]
 * SpongeBob: [sighs] My love; so many squirrels have tried and failed to strap a saddle on SpongeBob the Seahorse. [neighs like a seahorse] But I want to share EVERYTHING with you! [spreading his arms which coral comes out] You're the wind beneath my coral, [showing hearts in his eyeballs] the hearts in my eye...will you be my mate...for life? [shows him kissing ice, and he hears Melissa’s voice]
 * Melissa Rodent: SpongeBob? SpongeBob!? W!here are you?
 * SpongeBob: [hearing her voice, he tries to get the ice off his lips, but he can’t; muffled voice] Melissa. [walks up to her] I need to… [realizes that he has the ice on his lips and takes it off at last] Oww! I need to ask you something. Will you marry...
 * Melissa Rodent: SpongeBob, I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you!
 * SpongeBob: [shocked] WHAT?! But I planned our whole future! Our wedding… [scene shows a Wedding Service with no-one sitting, then shows SpongeBob with kids that are made of melons and sticks are the arms] …Our kids… [imitating one of the kids' voices] Mommy. [showing Harold digging up for two burial plots] ...Our burial plots...
 * Gravedigger Harold: How are you doin’?
 * SpongeBob: I even hired a Mexican Band! [his Mexican band starts to play, but he stops them] No, NO! Not yet!
 * Melissa Rodent: Are you crazy?! We’ve only had one date! It lasted 14 minutes!
 * SpongeBob: Yes, but it felt like 20. [shows her the rock in his shell]
 * Melissa Rodent: Ugh! I can’t! A ring? I mean I like the ring, but, no. [starts to walk away] I can’t, you’re too clingy! [zooms out to show that SpongeBob his holding on her shoulders]
 * SpongeBob: How is this clingy? [she drops him down onto the ground]
 * Melissa Rodent: [as she continues to walk away] And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture. [to herself] Melissa, you gotta start dating outside of your species.
 * SpongeBob: Menny, we can work this out. Is this about the bikini? [her bikini is thrown on his face] Oww! [holds it] I didn't know it was poison ivy! [starts to use it as a napkin to wipe his tears and uses it to blow his nose. Suddenly, his eyes turn Red; he has poison ivy which a few citizens run away from him] Uh-oh. Menny. Menny, help! Somebody...Is it the eyes that hurt... or my soul? [his face falls on the ground] Ow! Definitely the eyes...! [At Goo Lagoon, Mr. Krabs and Squidward are sitting together]
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah, women.
 * Squidward: [sighs] Yeah, woman. What about them?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't get 'em. [whistles for the waiter to give him his drink. The waiter makes the drink he wants as girl fishes are adding candy on it] Like, me mommy. There's great life with her, no surprises, nothing ever changing.... [The waiter gives him his drink] But then, today, she giggled. Does Squilvia ever just giggled?
 * Squidward: Uh… Squilvia’s not a big giggler.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, me mommy giggled. And then, she wiggled: [imitating her previous move] "Tee, hee, hee, hee. Boom!"
 * Squidward: Don’t ever do that again.
 * Mr. Krabs: I just have no idea why she’s acting so weird.
 * Squidward: [sighs] Women...
 * Mr. Krabs: [sighs] Women. [suddenly, they hear SpongeBob’s voice]
 * SpongeBob: Hello?
 * Squidward: And speaking of “weird”...
 * SpongeBob: Anyone there? [trips over a rock and stands back up] Marco, polo! [walks into Mr. Krabs’ butt and lifts it to feel it] Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs! Eh, your breath is awful.
 * Squidward: What happened to you? [seeing SpongeBob’s red eyes]
 * SpongeBob: Oh, nothing. It’s great. Excellent, excellent.
 * Squidward: Alright, let me guess. She dumped you, and you're crying?
 * SpongeBob: What is wrong with me? [takes a drink of Squidward’s water] Everybody has somebody and all I’ve got is my best looks and this Mexican band. [SpongeBob’s Mexican band starts playing, uses his tissue to blow his nose] Oh! [itching his nose] So itchy! [Mr. Krabs uses his claw to snap SpongeBob out of it]
 * Mr. Krabs: Come on, let’s get you cleaned up. [holds SpongeBob and takes him somewhere in the left. Cuts to Patrick’s rock home. Inside, Patrick his learning about planets]
 * Patrick: [looking at pages of a book made out of sand and looking at the page with a sandy picture of Jupiter. Uses a magnifying glass to see the picture up close] Well, that has to be the giant planet I have ever learned about. [turns arounds to see his models of Sun, Venus, Earth, The Moon, Neptune, Saturn, Mars and a few stars he made] Now I have to make a model of Jupiter! [starts to walk but quickly rushes back to the page with Jupiter; confused] Hey, what’s that hole in the middle of the planet? Oh, well.
 * French Narrator: Hopefully… [cuts to Patrick walking towards Sandy’s treedome, where he knocks on the door. Sandy lets him in]
 * Patrick: [showing his planet models] Sandy, I have a little problem with these.
 * Sandy: Oh, hey, Patrick! What’s the problem?
 * Patrick: [walking and sitting in a table] I’ve been learning about outer space, like those round planets, and stars.
 * Sandy: Patrick, let me show you what I know about the universe. [pulls down a string which it goes up and a picture of the Universe is shown; using a stick to point] Here in outer space, we’re in a group known as the Solar System. Here, the blue planet, is our home, Earth. And the rest of the planets around a star called the Sun are Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. Plus Planet Nine! If you go farther you’ll get sucked into the asteroid belt, between…
 * Patrick: You mean a belt made of asteroids of horror? [scared] OH, NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Sandy: No, Patrick! It’s a group of asteroids around between Mars and Jupiter. And there are more worlds and galaxies instead of our galaxy. It’s known as Milky Way Galaxy.
 * Patrick: NOW I’m getting what you mean!
 * Sandy: Why?
 * Patrick: I need to say, thanks, Sandy! [shakes her hand and walks out] I’ll see you later!
 * Sandy: Okay, Patrick!
 * French Narrator: 5:00, Afternoon. [it shows a view of the biggest asteroid with little ones falling, one of the little ones fly into more rocks to break them into smaller pieces. As they start to fall towards the ocean, it shows Mr. Krabs walking with Squidward walking behind him, while carrying SpongeBob, sobbing on his back as they walk to Mr. Krabs’ house]
 * SpongeBob: [sobbing while piggybacking on Squidward] All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask?!
 * Squidward: Why is it so quiet?
 * SpongeBob: Because the world is mourning my loss. [Squidward moves his bottom to make him fall over]
 * Mr. Krabs: Mommy? Pearly? Where is everyone? [Mama Krabs suddenly appears, hanging upside-down]
 * Everyone and Mama Krabs: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! [music starts to play as everyone appear and three anchovies blow party favors]
 * Mr. Krabs: I… Huh? [Mama Krabs pulls down a rope, which balloons appear falling out]
 * Mama Krabs: Happy birthday, sonny!
 * Mr. Krabs: Birthday? [realizes] Oh no. That's the thing!
 * Mama Krabs: Oh! [giggles and hugs Mr. Krabs]
 * Ethan Krabs: Okay! It’s your turn, bro-dad!
 * Patrick: Yeah! We wanna see what you got for Betsy!
 * Larry the Lobster: Eugene!
 * Everyone: [start to chat] Eugene! Eugene! Eugene! Eugene!
 * Mr. Krabs: [nervously] Hey, hey! Right. Uh, so… how about another hand for me mommy?
 * Scooter: [clapping] Yeah! [stops as he see everyone is not] Oh.
 * Tom: He forgot! [everyone gasp and Nat Peterson faints]
 * Mr. Krabs: Mommy, I… uh… [gets erupted when they see meteorites falling making them known as fireworks and everyone get happy]
 * All: Ooh! Ah!
 * Harold: He didn’t forget. That’s how big Mr. Krabs’ love is for her!
 * SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Nice save for the light show. Wait. You didn’t do this? Then who did?!
 * Mama Krabs: [as she looks at the fireworks] Oh, sonny, I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?
 * Mr. Krabs: Uh, well… A magician never reveals it’s secrets.
 * Mama Krabs: Aww, thank you. [they both hug]
 * Gary: Meow. [as he is moving while carrying a plate of food for serving, Squidward and Squilvia grab grapes and watch a few kids play]
 * Squidward: I keep picturing our own kid in there. He’d be the best one.
 * Squilvia: [mouthful] I think you meant “she”.
 * Squidward: He…
 * Squilvia: Either way, we’ve been over this, Squidward, kids are afraid of us.
 * Squidward: Yeah, but why? [Monroe and Billy stop playing when they are mistaking Squidward and Squilvia as zombies with grape juice falling out of their mouths]
 * Billy: Are they gonna eat us?
 * Squidward and Squilvia: Hi, kids!
 * Billy and Monore: Ahhhh! [they both scream, then they run off into the distance]
 * Squilvia: I even smiled this time. [Gary serves a plate for Jack Kahuna as Grandma gets a Krabby Patty]
 * Pearl: Wow, Daddy, best present ever.
 * Ethan Krabs: [as Pearl gets an apple to eat it] You, sir, are an education in marital excellence. I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave. [Pearl, realizing that she forgot, chokes out the apple, which it hits Mr. Krabs’ head]
 * Mr. Krabs: OW!
 * Pearl: Um, actually... I haven’t told them yet.
 * Ethan Krabs: Ohh. [smiles nervously; to Krabs and Mama Krabs] ...Surpriiiiise!
 * Mr. Krabs: You're leaving?!
 * Mama Krabs: I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years?
 * Pearl: I know. But...Ethan and I kind of want to roam for a while.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Roam"?
 * Ethan Krabs: Yeah. [backing away from Krabs] Travel, explore, just go wherever. No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. [holding Gary with a bowl of fruit] Hors d'oeuvres?
 * Mr. Krabs: That's not a plan, a philosophy… or very safe.
 * Pearl: Dad, we're young. We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. Like you and Mom.
 * Ethan Krabs: [erupting the discussion] I think we should just...
 * Mr. Krabs: Excuse me? This is a family discussion!
 * Ethan Krabs: But aren't I part of your family?
 * Mr. Krabs: Not yet, you're not.
 * SpongeBob: [as he eats his krabby patty, he swallows it fast, as he starts to get nervous] Uh... Does that look like a problem to you? [Squidward and SpongeBob look at the sky and SpongeBob points at a meteor falling towards them]
 * Squidward: A ball of fire heading directly towards us? Why would that be a problem? [runs off to Mr. Krabs]
 * Mr. Krabs: [still discussing] What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia? What then, huh?
 * Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we have a problem.
 * Mr. Krabs: Not now. "I" have a problem.
 * Squidward: This one's a little bigger.
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't think so.
 * Squidward: Eugene!
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT!?! [Squidward moves his head towards the sky to see the incoming meteor. After he sees it and gasps, he screams then falls over]
 * Mama Krabs: Krabby?
 * Mr. Krabs: [getting up; nervously] Uh, okay. Birthday’s over, everybody. [runs over to Howard (from New Fish in Town), Sheila, and Shubie and throws their orange soda bottles away one at a time] Have a good night. And LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
 * Mama Krabs: What are you talking about? The birthday party just got started.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah. [mocking while stretching out his arms and yawning] Ahhh… just getting sort of sleepy. Everyone should go. And duck. [pulls Mama Krabs away with his arm] Possibly cover!
 * Mama Krabs: Hey! What’s up with you, sonny? [sees the meteor; gasps in shock as the meteor flies over her and crashing with a explosion]
 * Harold: Look! There’s more coming! [everyone see more meteors falling towards Bikini Bottom]
 * Frank (Muscular Fish): Meteor Shower!
 * SpongeBob: [gasps] Meteor?
 * Patrick: [sniffs his armpit] Shower?! [a meteor hits the City Anchor]
 * Harold: [as they start running around and screaming] Krabs’ love is killing us!
 * Fred: [off-screen] My leg!
 * Mama Krabs: I suppose this is all part of your “Magic Show” for me?
 * Mr. Krabs: [nervously] Heh-heh-heh. Abracadabra?
 * Pearl: Can you guys deal with this later?
 * Squidward: Come on, we need to take cover. [Mr. Krabs (with SpongeBob’s Grandma on his back), Mama Krabs, Ethan Krabs, Pearl, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Squilvia take cover and start to run together from the Krusty Krab. Cut to Sandy’s treedome; inside her tree, as Sandy sits on her couch with her sandwich, she uses the remote to turn on her TV as she starts to eat her food]
 * Johnny Elaine: [on TV] Reporting live on Bikini Bottom Live News, we just to be known that we are being attacked by thousands of non other than... cosmic space rocks! [Sandy turns from relax to surprise]
 * Sandy: Huh?
 * Johnny Elaine: Let’s hear more information about this disaster live with Sinbad. [shows Sinbad being interviewed with fish holding microphones out]
 * Sinbad: Whoa, whoa... Whoa. Calm down, people, calm down. [they calm down a little] I know, that we are being fried or burned from deadly asteroids, or cosmic rocks, but before we figure out a way to stop the apocalypse, let’s hear a word from one of our Bikini Bottomites. [scene shows Fred and as a news microphone is next to him]
 * Fred: [in Plankton’s voice] Well, a asteroid hit my department home and injured my wife and two children. [scene shows Barnacle Boy talking to a microphone as he stands next to Mermaid Man and Harold, Fred, Don the Whale, Dave, and Frank appear behind him]
 * Barnacle Boy: Me and Mermaid Man tried to run from it, but it launches us with its supervision and [waving his arms] shook us like a dog. [reference to "Monsters' Inc"]
 * Mermaid Man: That was scary to us.
 * Lifeguard: [panicky runs up towards the screen] It’s true! I SAW THE WHOLE THING! [cuts back to Sinbad with Perch Perkins]
 * Perch Perkins: Since there’s chaos, my new opinion is that it’s the perfect time to... [seeing an asteroid, running with Sinbad] PANIC! [A asteroid hits the screen then shows a TV static. Sandy turns off the TV]
 * Sandy: Deadly meteors?! That’s science friction! [looks out her window. Seeing a meteor falling towards her treedome. She gasps in horror. Explosion, she flies out of her treedome with her suit and a jet-pack on. She then sees her guide] Can’t forget that. [grabs it before flying off after SpongeBob and the rest] SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?! WAIT FOR ME! [back in the Chum Bucket, Plankton’s cousins walk to the door, Julio presses the doorbell]
 * Plankton: [in the bucket; in a sing-a-long voice] Who is it?
 * Julio Plankton: It's your cousins, who we are!
 * Plankton: [opens the door] Come right in, my cousins! 'Cause I have news for you. [they all walk in]
 * Clem: Hey, howdy cousin! It's me, Clem. Of course you remember Julio, Zeke, Billy Bob, Billy Jim, Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fana Fo Filly, Doug, Enis...
 * Plankton: Alright, I GET IT! I mean, come over here. I have news for you. Listen to me... Since, there are cosmic events that's happening, we are going to rule the world! Stick with me, and you'll have root beers again! [they all cheer] Victory, thy name is Plankton! [later, he takes out a board game called "UHURA: SPACE GALAXY ADVENTURE"] Here, while we will rule the world, [setting out the board and pieces] We'll be playing a game called "Uhura: Space Galaxy Adventure". Dig in! [throws the pieces in the air so the Planktons can grab the pieces and put them at the start] The instructions says: As you roll, you can land on a space where you'd get a trip to different planets, or pick a card and see what you have.
 * Julio: I'll rule first, because I'm the smartest. [rules the dice and gets a 3] Oh... [throwing game money in the air] Money!!
 * Zeke: [throws the dice and gets a 7] Yee-haw! I get a trip to Saturn! [moves his piece to Saturn]
 * Clem: Here’s my first roll. [rolls the dice and gets a 9] Nine! [moving his figure] One, two three, four, five... I get a card! [picks one; gasps] I got a driver's license!
 * Enis: [rolls the dice and gets a 6, moves his piece onto a Juice Space] I get space juice! [drinks his root beer]
 * Plankton: [laughing evilly; to Karen and his cousins] That plan was so successful that everyone will be running for their shark lives while we will rule THE RESTAURANT!!! [laughs evilly again with lighting flashing and Karen sighs]
 * Karen: Ahh. I’m not interested in that, honey. [gets an idea] Hey! I got a idea!
 * Plankton: What?
 * Karen: Since there is danger out there, why don't you help us protect us!?
 * Plankton: Really? [now feeling sad that he should help his friends] Well, in that case... [suddenly runs out of his resturant and yells in bloody murder] HELP!!!!!!!! Help! Help! [stops to look outside to see SpongeBob and his friends running for their lives]
 * Squidward: I wanna know who is responsible for this mess!
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know if it's...
 * Plankton: Hey, stop, stop! STOP! [opens the door; yells to get their attention] STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! [they all stop] I need to come with you.
 * SpongeBob: Plankton?
 * Sandy: Huh?
 * Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Why would you? You're the enemy for stealing the Krabby Patty Formula!
 * Plankton: Yes, but I have something to say. It's my fault that I... caused the cosmic events. [Mr. Krabs looks worried] So that's why, I'm gonna come with you to help.
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay. If you want to.
 * Clem: I'm coming too!
 * The Chief: That is right. [he appears as a computer]
 * SpongeBob: The Chief?!
 * The Chief: I'll be here to watch over the Chum Bucket while he and his cousin Clem will help you. Now go! Hurry! [they continue to run for their lives as Plankton's cousins watch outside]
 * Plankton's Cousin #1: Sheldon! Run for your life!
 * Plankton's Cousin #2: Play dead!
 * Plankton's Cousin #3: Clem! Almost there! [scene switches suddenly to a NFL Super Bowl game; Patchy and Potty are back in the silhouetted theater seats]
 * Patchy the Pirate: Hey, what’s going on? [turns to Potty who is sitting on the remote; in a mean voice] Arrgh! Potty, you’re sitting on the remote.
 * Potty the Parrot: Huh? [sees the remote; holds it up] Oh, sorry. I thought it was a pillow. [clicks the remote to resume the episode]
 * Plankton's Cousin #4: You've got it, Plankton! [a meteor falls behind Plankton and Clem. Once it strikes, the explosion launches Plankton and Clem in the air with black smoke coming out and with them screaming. Shows a view (left to right) SpongeBob, Pearl, Mr. Krabs (with Grandma), Mama Krabs, Squilvia, Squidward, with Patrick, Sandy, and Ethan Krabs (behind them) running; Mama Krabs turns her head to see the planktons crash-landing towards them]
 * Mama Krabs: Incoming!
 * Mr. Krabs: Those are ours! [moves his head so Plankton and Clem could land on his nose] [showing a gopro view with Plankton and Clem with tired look on their faces] Are you okay? How many eyes do you see?
 * Clem: Tree.
 * Mr. Krabs: Three?!
 * Clem: No! [pointing; yelling] TREE! [as it shows a front view of Mama Krabs, Mr. Krabs and Pearl (left to right) running, a tree is falling but doesn’t hit them and a asteroid crashes then starts to roll down after them. It shows a top view of the asteroid rolling towards them. Finally it re-shows a front view of (left to right) Squidward, Squilvia, Mama Krabs, Mr. Krabs (with Grandma and Plankton and Clem), Pearl, SpongeBob and with Patrick, Sandy, and Ethan Krabs behind them]
 * Mr. Krabs: [as his voice is raising up] Everybody, JUUUUUUUMP!!! [he (with Grandma), Sandy, Mama Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squilvia, Squidward, Ethan Krabs, and Pearl all jump at the same time with Plankton and Clem jumping off Mr. Krabs’ nose. As the asteroid flies over them, they land onto some ice. The asteroid falls into the ice making it crack as they all stand up and start to run again]
 * Grandma: [riding on Mr. Krabs’ back, as they all run around the asteroid] Wheeee!
 * Mr. Krabs: [sees a cave approaching] The cave! Get inside! MOVE, MOVE! [everyone (in order: Squilvia, Squidward, SpongeBob, Plankton, Clem, Patrick, Sandy, Pearl, Mama Krabs, and Ethan Krabs) run into the cave before Mr. Krabs uses his claw to throw Grandma into the cave for safety]
 * Grandma: [while being slided into the cave] Whoa! [Mr. Krabs runs into the cave as trees collapse and block their view with little light. As they hear explosions off-screen, Pearl looks worried as SpongeBob and Patrick hug each other and Plankton and Clem back a little]
 * Mr. Krabs: [hearing her daughter’s voice worried] It’s okay, Pearly. Daddy’s… [Pearl quickly walks towards Ethan Krabs for protection as Mr. Krabs looks disappointed of losing her daughter. A last explosion is heard and then there’s a long silence]
 * SpongeBob: Hey, sounds like it just stopped. Yup. It’s definitely over! [gets hit by a asteroid; Mama Krabs and Mr. Krabs look at him before Mama Krabs turns him around to show his front clothes are covered in dust] Oh. Except for that one… [more trees collapse to block the light making the screen turn to black]
 * Mr. Krabs: [off-screen] We might want to stay under in this cave for a while. [as more meteors fall in, one strikes and falls through the ground into the cave world, where Olivia Dino Bird grabs an egg from a Mother Triceratops while Nigel and Max Dino Bird are flying around it]
 * Olivia Dino Bird: Look at that! I got an egg. How many eggs did you poach, little brother?
 * Max Dino Bird: Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs? I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
 * Olivia Dino Bird: Sure, we could eat vegans. [tosses the egg to Max]
 * Max Dino Bird: Whoops! Oh-oh-oh! [Nigel grabs the egg from falling]
 * Nigel Dino Bird: Son, sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family.
 * Cave Fish: ♪ Figaro, Figaro Figaro, Figaro, Figaro....! ♪ [he is taking a Shower] With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat.
 * Nigel Dino Bird: [groans] That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids. [Cave Fish is done having a Shower]
 * Cave Fish: [to the Mother Triceratops] Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. [he drinks the milk from a Coconut, And throws it away] It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch! [he jumps off a cliff and starts to sing out an opera]  ♪ A mother is crying, a damsel in distress ♪, [he lands on Max] ♪ Foreboding intruders have made such a mess. ♪ [he plucks one of Max's feathers] ♪ What I detect is a lack of respect, For all that is precious and dear! ♪ [Max bites his tail, And screams in pain] ♪ I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world. ♪ ♪ But my friends call me Cave. ♪ [Nigel Dino Bird bites the cliff, instead of Cave Fish] Well played, guys! ♪ I have a message, "Bullies not welcome, [he gets a sword out] Return what you've stolen. Go back where you came from." ♪ ♪La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ You know I'm greater, So don't be a hater. You may be Jurassic, But I am fantastic! ♪ [echoing from a cave] ♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! ♪ Oh, love that bit! [Nigel growls] ♪ Running, and Climbing, and Spinning, and Grinning, and Ducking, and Diving, and Dodging, and Sliding, and Gliding, and Staying alive, And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch! ♪ Death defying! Danger denying! [he jumps off a Cave's cliff] Look I'm flying! ♪ You might think I'm mad, But Hey! You only live once! ♪ ♪ No need to thank me. But if you insist, I won't resist. Who smells like fish!? ♪
 * Dino Birds: Huh?
 * Cave Fish: Hold on to your butts! [The Dino-Birds sniff their Butts] ♪ Class DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... [The Dino-Birds try to fly away, But Boulders landed on them] miiiiiisssssed! ♪ [he catches his Drink, He sips his Milk] Ah... Good egg! [throws the milk away, which, it makes an explosion. The mother Triceratops appears; [gives the egg back to the mother Triceratops] Here you are, my lady. [the mother triceratops licks him, meaning “thank you”. A baby triceratops come out of the egg and kisses Cave Fish before he’s in the egg again] Go. I’ll lead them away. [The mother Triceratops runs back as the Dino Birds are gasping for air and they look at Cave Fish] Oh, that was fun! Same time, same place, next week? [moves a boulder out] Toodles! [a rope he’s holding on flings him into the air as he laughs]
 * Nigel Dino Bird: Congratulations, old man. You just signed your death warrant.
 * Cave Fish: [while soaring through the air in the jungle] Weaseled my way out of that one. [he notices the reflections of meteors falling] Hmm. What's all that flash and dazzle about? [hits his head at a rock] Oh!! Who puts a rock in the middle of the JUNGLE? Ow, ow, ow! [as he falls, he slides into a tunnel as he screams. A vine stops him from falling and look around] Mmm. [looking around the place he’s in] Ooh. [hears a sound and holds out his sword] Ha! [the world he’s in, is his home, but with red light] Blimey! What is this place? [as he walks, he steps on something] Whoops! [a prophecy emerges out of the stone ground. Then, he looks at it closely] Hmmm... [he gasps in shock] No...it cannot be! [Cut back to Bikini Bottom where it’s now destroyed from the cosmic events. Everyone come out of the ice cave before they look at how much it was destroyed. Suddenly, they hear a loud roar in the smoke from one asteroid. Mr. Krabs looks down]
 * Mr. Krabs: Uh...hello? [the last word vibrates. Suddenly a large shadow making monster sound effects jumps Mr. Krabs away and hurtles up with Mama Krabs. SpongeBob holds onto Squidward's neck, then Cave Fish comes out, where the holds onto his sword in the snow and his other hand is holding a vine]
 * Cave Fish: YAH! Yah! [sees his friends] Oh... Hello friends.
 * Clem: Hi, Cavey!
 * Cave Fish: [stands up while trying to pull his vine] Hi...! [gets pulled back in]
 * Plankton: Goodbye, Cavey fish for nothing.
 * Cave Fish: Uh, a little help? [Mr. Krabs pulls him back up where he comes flying with a time machine. He lands on it and his body falls into the snow, showing that he has a bruce] Oh, right on the spleen! It’s just usually a bruise, but totally it hurts.
 * Patrick: [recognizing Cave Fish from before] Hey, Food Guy! Welcome back, buddy.
 * Squilvia: Wait. This half-a-wit is a dinosaur whisperer?
 * Cave Fish: And excellent crazy dancer. [scats and doing dance moves] Whoo! I have a beard but all my teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth] Ahhhh…
 * Squilvia: No thank you.
 * Cave Fish: And this must be… Cetacean?
 * Pearl: Um, Pearl.
 * Cave Fish: Well, lady, I am certainly honored. [kisses her head]
 * Ethan Krabs: Sweet jungle vine. Very gangster.
 * Cave Fish: Thank you. [to Pearl] I love this kid!
 * Mr. Krabs: Excuse me, what are you doing here?
 * Cave Fish: Well, I... What? [looks a cut down tree] I'm trying! But how do you tell someone they're doomed? He's "STUMPED". [bursts out laughing]
 * Mr. Krabs: We're not doomed. It was just a meteor shower and show's over.
 * Cave Fish: [now in Mr. Krabs' eyes] Well, I'm up to take you three minutes ago in this time machine. [Shows his time machine] I'll just let the krab mom, the girl octopus, and the old lady stay here, because I'll be taking you in time. [he, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, Pearl, Clem, and Ethan walk in the Time Machine] Say hi, to my computer, Scarlett.
 * Scarlett: Hey, everyone.
 * Everyone: Hi! Hey!
 * Scarlett: Okay, it's gonna take my source and energy to power this time machine. If you have anything to say, you have to say it now.
 * Cave Fish: And, I just have to let you know... I love you. [to his friends] Where were we? Hmm. Yes, anyways... say "cheese". [Mr. Krabs puts a coin in]
 * All: "Cheese"! [they all smile; the time machine disappears then with a bam. As the ten are flying through space and colored backgrounds, the song "Squeeze Me" is heard]
 * H.E.R.D.: Yeah (yeah) Play with us before we melt (yeah), Everybody enjoy yourself (yeah), The best part is the middle of me (yeah)... [the time machine reappears in Cave Fish's home]
 * Mr. Krabs: [as they walk out] So, what are we doing in "here"?
 * Cave Fish: You are inside my home.
 * Ethan Krabs: Cool!
 * Mr. Krabs: For what?
 * Cave Fish: [in front of Mr. Krabs] It's just the beginning. You see, I found a prophecy. [shows the stones as Plankton and Clem are drumming with logs and sticks]
 * Mr. Krabs: [swipes the sticks away from them] Do you mind?
 * Plankton: He really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?
 * Clem: Oh...YOU FUNSUCKER!
 * Cave Fish: I read this tablet front and back, and here is what was going in this story. [the stone pictures come alive] Every hundred million years or so, the world gets a cosmic collision. Before the dinosaurs, there were these horseshoe crab looking thingies. [holds one up, then throws it away] Ugh, yuck. Then, at the bottom of this mountain range, an asteroid hit. [crash] BOOM! Bye-bye! Next: Dinosaurs... Mountain range, asteroid, BOOM! Bye-bye! And coming up next: sea creatures. Mountain range, asteroid, BOOM! [knocks a line of sea creatures like dominos] Bye-bye...
 * Clem: Stupid creatures.
 * Plankton: That's us. [Clem shrieks weirdly]
 * Cave Fish: Quickly, back in! [the walk back in the time machine where it takes them back at Bikini Bottom] So that's why I brought these tablets to help us. Hmm. [sees a light in the sky] Yep. And there she is. The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us.
 * Squidward: Wow. That wasn't there before. And look what it's doing to the sky.
 * Cave Fish: Well, here's my thing. We've got to go there, to that volcano crash site, and search for clues of what's attracting the asteroid. Once why we KNOW it's coming, we can figure out a way to stop it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait! Let me get this straight. Instead of we have to run away from the asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it?
 * Cave Fish: I know it sounds weird. But the good news is, it'll kill us wherever we go.
 * Squidward: Well, that's reassuring.
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, even if we get to the crash site, How are we supposed to change what is LITERALLY written in stone?
 * Cave Fish: Ah, my cynical friend. The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed our fate and we can change ours, too. Who's with me? [SpongeBob and his friends gather in a circle]
 * Mr. Krabs: So...what do you think?
 * Mama Krabs: Honestly, I'm worried the old man's right.
 * Cave Fish: [now dressed up with a lady with a leaf as his purse] No! Don't listen to the cave fish, he's a raving loon! [they all look at him, he soon laughs] Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulousssss!
 * SpongeBob: Well, cavey has saved our lives before, right?
 * Squilvia: But what if he can't this time?
 * Pearl: I don't know what to believe. But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin. [they turns back to Cave Fish while looking at the tablet stones]
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, I guess… we’re in.
 * Plankton and Clem: [salute] Plankton and Clem reporting for duty!
 * Clem: Haha! “Dooty”. [he and Plankton laugh]
 * Cave Fish: Excellent! And dirty work processed. Now we better get on the road, because time until impact is usually 2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute, and 16 seconds. [imitating as a clock] 15 seconds, 14 seconds, 13…
 * Squidward: I think we get it.
 * Mr. Krabs: I think we’re ALL gonna get it. [as adventure music plays, it shows a slow-motion scene with (left to right) Cave Fish, SpongeBob, Mama Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Ethan Krabs, Pearl, Squidward, and Patrick emerging out of fog. Shows a close up of Mr. Krabs]
 * Ethan Krabs: Whoo! We look so cool. [trips and falls] Whoa! [Mr. Krabs laughs to himself; Grandma is coughing in the fog]
 * Grandma: Ugh. What IS this stuff? [she’s holding and shaking a jellyfish which then she sighs and throws it away before continuing to walk in the fog. Outside, Patchy and Potty are walking into the scene]
 * Potty the Parrot: [off-screen] Okay, so now we’re in this part. Right, Patchy?
 * Patchy the Pirate: You got that right. I can see in my vision of what is gonna happen.
 * Both: AAH!!! [duck to take cover as Olivia Dino Bird flies out of the fog and strikes the ground. Patchy and Potty reappear from ducking and run off to the right]
 * Patchy the Pirate: And to protect me, a great big fat bird! [Potty pauses the episode; back to the silhouettes]
 * Potty the Parrot: [shocked] You really think I look fat?
 * Patchy the Pirate: Uhh, Potty, Potty, Potty. You're a parrot. It's a compliment!
 * Potty the Parrot: Oh, thank you! [resumes the episode]
 * Olivia Dino Bird: [roars] Where is he? If that cave fish has a beard, he’s gonna need a eye patch. [Nigel Dino Bird flies and emerges out of the fog]
 * Nigel Dino Bird: You heard them. An asteroid is coming. This changes things.
 * Max Dino Bird: [coming out of the fog, freaky] Oh! Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here.
 * Olivia Dino Bird: Will you just stop being like a freak? I heard that Cave Fish and his friends are going to figure out a way to stop the cosmic events.
 * Max Dino Bird: Besides, why don't we just go home? I'm going to do...
 * Nigel Dino Bird: [madly] We are not retreating! Until that old man came along, our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.
 * Max Dino Bird: Well, my ideas are: Why don't we just take out the cave fish and we continue our crimes?
 * Nigel Dino Bird: So much sight. So much vision. If we stop the fish and his friends from diverting the asteroid, Kablooie! [an asteroid explodes, as he flies over Earth] It kills the old man and everyone else, while we guide safely above it all! It'll be our paradise. [laughs evilly]
 * Max Dino Bird: That seems highly implausible. Just from a scientific standpoint. [Olivia and Nigel growl] Okay, fine. That's an excellent plan!
 * Nigel Dino Bird: That's better. Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.
 * Max Dino Bird: [as all three fly into the sky] Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?
 * French Narrator: Meanwhile... [shows the asteroid falling, back in the ocean]
 * Pearl: Ethan, I want you to know that if we don't make it, you were the only husband for me.
 * Ethan Krabs: Hey, come on! Of-course we'll make it and we will be married.
 * SpongeBob: I know you will! I just know it. [thinks] Hmm. I know! I'll be your wedding planner! It'll take your mind of the end of the world stuff.
 * Pearl: Actually, we were just gonna wing it! Keep it low-key.
 * SpongeBob: Wow. While that, we need different types of charts: The seating chart... [continues to talk as Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs are watching while walking]
 * Mr. Krabs: Look at him. [sees Ethan Krabs walking funny] Who walks like that? [mocking Ethan] Oh! Look at me. I’m Ethan. Forget the asteroid and give me a hug, bro-dad. [coughs] Look at that pretty clam there. [sees a dead clam on a rock]
 * Ethan Krabs: Yeah! That is a pretty clam. Good eye, Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: [laughing nervously] The sky is falling and I don't know how we're going to let Mr. Bouncy Walk be a new member of our family.
 * Mama Krabs: Stop picking on him!
 * Mr. Krabs: What? We just have two days, until we will be history.
 * Mama Krabs: I don’t know how we’re going to survive, but somehow if you are in a mood for a hunk of space rock, you're in for it.
 * Mr. Krabs: If we survive, we lose me daughter.
 * Mama Krabs: Well, I’ve been thinkin' of that too. What if...
 * Mr. Krabs: [interrupts] Oh, I know. We destroy their relationship, right? That way we never have to let her go and she’ll just stay our little whale FOREVER! [laughs evilly]
 * Mama Krabs: No, you curmudgeon! What if we convince them to stay near us?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh! That’s better. I like it. But how?
 * Mama Krabs: [referring to Pearl] Well, the way I see it, we make her think it's her idea.
 * Mr. Krabs: You sneaky, sneaky grump. He-he-he.
 * Mama Krabs: Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.
 * Cave Fish: [goes upside down in front of Mama Krabs] Found it. [jumps down to show the space rock] Behold, sea creatures, a sneak peak of the meteor to come. A space rock, fresh from the outer space. I taste iron, carbon [gurgling] Oh, and a hint of nickel. Oh, space tastes lonely.
 * Clem: [finds another rock] Hey, look! I found another one!
 * Plankton: Me too! [suddenly, their rocks get attracted to each other, as Cave Fish looks at two magnetic rocks when they're attracted or not] Hey, yours is attracted to me.
 * Clem: No! Yours is attracted to me. [suddenly more rocks are attracting them at which they scream; Clem cries] No-o-o-o! WE'RE JUST TOO ATTRACTIVE!!
 * Squidward: Stupendous, now we have something to play with during our final hours.
 * Cave Fish: You're missing the point, squid, they're magnets. [throws one which it comes back by being attracted to the other one] And if these space rocks are magnetic, so is that. [points at the light of the asteroid in the sky] This can only mean one thing.
 * Plankton: And that would be...?
 * Cave Fish: [runs up behind Plankton and Clem and licks both of his fingers] Allow me. [puts his fingers on both of their heads as they scream (except Cave Fish). Zooms in to show Plankton and Clem in a large white blank area]
 * Clem: Whoa! Where are we?
 * Cave Fish: [walks up towards them] You are in my brain. [the word "Brain" echoes]
 * Clem: Hmm, kind of chilly.
 * Neil deSponge BrownPants: [clears his throat off-screen to get their attention. Zooms out to show that he's standing right next to them] Gentlemen, here's what we know. [draws three space rocks on the right side of the screen] Space rocks? Magnetic. [draws an asteroid on the left side of the screen] Asteroid? Also magnetic.
 * Cave Fish: [seeing Neil deSponge, he gasps while hanging upside down and feets down behind Plankton and Clem] Famed astrophysicist Neil deSponge BrownPants! He knows the cosmos. [Pythagoras Cave Fish walks up to the screen]
 * Pythagoras Cave Fish: Ipso facto, thusly and ergo... [holding the drawn rocks] ...The crash site must have a heap of these things attracting the asteroid.
 * Cave Fish: Oh, Pythagoras Cave Fish! He's got the right angle.
 * Pythagoras Cave Fish: What if we use the magnets to attract the asteroids somewhere else? As in, not towards Earth.
 * Robo Cave Fish: Theoretically speaking, if we can launch enough of these into space... [throwing the drawn rocks in the air] ...they will pull the asteroid off course. [the asteroid gets pulled towards the space rocks in the air]
 * Neil deSponge BrownPants: Thus, saving the world. [The other Cave Fishs cheer in the background as it zooms back onto Earth where Cave Fish lets his fingers go on Plankton and Clem's heads]
 * Clem: So, we just need to go to the crash site and launch a bunch of rocks into space. Ha! That's easy, right?
 * Mr. Krabs: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Sounds like a real piece of cake.
 * Cave Fish: [collecting the rest of space rocks] This is progress. Now we know exactly what we don't know how to do. Vamanos, sea creatures! [they follows him] This trail will take us directly to the crash site. [from the sky, The Dino-Birds are watching below]
 * Nigel Dino Bird: All right, kids. Let's have some fun! [they continue to fly after them]
 * Max Dino Bird: [catching up] Oh!
 * Cave Fish: Okay, everyone. Follow the trail. Never leave the trail! [sees the Dino-Birds approaching; now nervously pointing the other direction] Okay, everyone...leave the trail. Into the forest. Chop-chop.
 * Squilvia: But you just said--
 * Cave Fish: [slides in between Squilvia and Squidward] You know I'm crazy. Come on! [as they walk into the forest, Nigel Dino Bird briefly attacks, but Cave Fish jumps off his tail and into the forest with him yelling; calms down, after he lands in front of Pearl, Ethan, and Squidward] Ahhhh! Ahem...I love the shade, don't you?
 * Nigel Dino Bird: We'll play it, old man. Stay sharp, kids...They can't hide forever! [They fly up higher. In the forest, they approach to a river]
 * Squidward: Hey, you have a suggestion for getting around the river?
 * Cave Fish: Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us. [looks at the tablet and the real nature] Hmm? Hmm... [mean while in space, the Wolf Squirrel is on a rover trying to scan its acorn to it. As he smiles and scans the acorn, The Moon is always being scanned and quickly throws it away around Earth. Back in the forest...]
 * Cave Fish: [shouting] Let my mammals pass!
 * Squidward: That's never gonna work. [the Moon flies over, making the River rise up, Plankton, Squidward, and Squilvia have their jaws open and Clem holds Squidward's jaw up]
 * Cave Fish: The ancients grant us safe passage.
 * Ethan Krabs: Whoa! Sweet! [they all walk towards the other side. In space, the wolf squirrel tries to Scan its Acorn, but Jupiter's Red Spot is being scanned instead. It quickly flings it towards Earth, covering the ocean grey with electrical thunder storms]
 * Squidward: Wow. The air feels strange.
 * Squilvia: [looking at her tentacle's fur rising up] Uh... Squidward? [Squidward looks at his tentacle's fur before SpongeBob laughs; when he sees what's making SpongeBob laugh, he starts laughing too]
 * Mr. Krabs: What? [suddenly, he bursts out, poofy. SpongeBob and Squidward keeps laughing until Squidward screams and gets burst out, poofy too. SpongeBob laughs on the ground until Mr. Krabs and Squidward zaps him to make him poofy, a leaf gets attracted to his pants]
 * Clem: [laughing with Plankton, before they start to zap each other] Finally, we have superpowers! [continue to zap each other]
 * Cave Fish: Ladies and gentlemen, we have wandered into an electrical storm. [thunder crackling] I suggest we all stay away from the trees.
 * Squidward: Sure, no problem. It's not like we're in a "forest".
 * Mr. Krabs: [after Clem and Plankton keep zapping, and there's more thunder crackling] Boy, mother nature's sure in a bad mood lately.
 * Mama Krabs: Good thing we're all here to help each other.
 * Mr. Krabs: Like I always say: We are one, and stay close, stay alive. [thunder crackles, Ethan and Pearl catch up to Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs, they fist bump. The Dino-birds are watching them above the sky]
 * Olivia Dino Bird: There they are. Right out in the open! [laughs] How stupid could you be?
 * Nigel Dino Bird: Come on, kids! DIVE! [they dive towards them. Cave Fish walks over a small piece of rock which it gets attracted to a space rock]
 * Cave Fish: Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.
 * Plankton: No, friction. Got it.
 * Clem: [he and Plankton are rubbing Ethan's back] Yup. Cool beans. Friction is "what now"? [they let their fingers out]
 * Squidward: No, no, no. No! [suddenly, once when the plankon's fingers touch each other, it creates a huge friction explosion, as The Dino-birds get zapped]
 * Cave Fish: [avoiding Cytron, a robot made of asteroid] Come on. Let's get OUT OF HERE! [as they all run, Sandy gets zapped and shrinks into a mini-sized squirrel; Plankton and Clem get zapped, which they have white and back hairdos]
 * SpongeBob: Hurry, Grandma!
 * Grandma: Don't you hurry me. I've been strucked by lightning... [gets zapped by lightning]
 * SpongeBob: Ahh! Granny! [lightning zaps her again, making her be back alive]
 * Grandma: ...more times than you've had hot cookies or breakfasts!
 * Patrick: [sees Sandy small] Sandy, what happened?
 * Sandy: Whoa! I'm small. It must've been the friction that shrinked me. [Patrick grabs her]
 * Patrick: Come on! I got your hand! [meanwhile, Pearl gets zapped and slips into a friction force field]
 * Pearl: Whoa!
 * Ethan Krabs: PEARL!
 * Pearl: Ethan! Don't move! [looks at a old tree] I have an idea.
 * Mr. Krabs: [he and Mama Krabs gasp] We're coming, me sweetheart! [looks at Ethan, while running] Ethan, why aren't you helping her?
 * Ethan Krabs: Wait, Mr. Krabs...! [suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs slip down, with them screaming, and Pearl jumps out of the friction and hangs onto a branch as she looks at them in the friction]
 * Pearl: Uh... What are you guys doing?
 * Mr. Krabs: Helping?
 * Squidward: What would "not helping" look like? [turns to Plankton and Clem] Hey, zapheads! [uses them to rub and create a new friction pulling the purple friction away as Clem and Plankton scream] Krabs, get ready to run. [pulls the friction out of Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs as Cave Fish uses his sword to cut the container open and grabs the starfish generator]
 * Cave Fish: Here, you big robot! [the robot lets out a red alert sound but Cave Fish breaks the container open and grabs the starfish generator]
 * Mr. Krabs: COME ON, LET'S GO! [they all escape as the friction is around about to explode a rock, and Cytron the Asteroid Robot is losing its energy. Cuts back to Patchy and Potty in the silhouetted theater seats]
 * Patchy the Pirate: [pauses the episode] You mind if I pause it for a second?
 * Potty the Parrot: [completely deadpan] Sure, go ahead. [Patchy smiles]
 * Patchy the Pirate: Be right back! [walks offscreen. Potty cracks his neck, cleans his feathers, sniffs, and hums "Oh, Krusty Krab" as popcorn is heard in the background, popping. Then he picks his nose. As the popcorn machine stops, Potty is looking at his booger. He gasps in surprise as he hears Patchy coming back. He flicks it off then stays normal, as Patchy comes back in with a huge bag of Pretty Patties] Okay, I got the jumbo so we could share. [pause] ...Were you just picking your nose?
 * Potty the Parrot: [indignantly] Nooo, I had an inch on the inside! [takes a handful of Pretty Patties, then resumes the episode with the remote. It cuts to SpongeBob (carrying Grandma), Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Clem, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Squilvia, Pearl, Ethan, and Mama Krabs running out of the forest, while yelling in horror, they skid to a halt]
 * Squidward: Did everyone made it?
 * SpongeBob: [counting with his fingers; Grandma is standing next to him on the left] Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Plankton, Ethan, Sandy, Squilvia, Pearl, Clem... Aw, shoot! I'm all out of fingers!
 * Squidward: That cave doofus. Where is he? [Cave Fish hears a sound in the forest]
 * Cave Fish: Do you hear that? A baby! There's a baby in there! [dives back into the forest]
 * Clem: Cave, wait! It's too dangerous! [The friction and Cytron explode; Cave Fish's sword lands on the ground] Oh, no...
 * Mama Krabs: He's gone.
 * SpongeBob: I can't believe it.
 * Grandma: [tearfully] Don't know how we'll go on without you...! [suddenly waves her hand and angrily walks away] Alright, let's go! [they continue their journey; suddenly, they see a log falling from the sky with Cave Fish screaming in it]
 * Mama Krabs: [excitedly] It's him! [the log falls onto the ground; Squidward swipes his tentacle to tear the top part of; he sees Cave Fish holding a baby loon oyster]
 * Squidward: Huh?
 * Cave Fish: I got ya. Don't worry, I got ya. [to his friends] Say "hi", everyone! Isn't she cute or what?
 * SpongeBob: How can you tell it's a she? [sees her hair] Oh.
 * Squilvia: Just to be clear, that's a baby loon oyster, right?
 * Cave Fish: I think she'll be fine. [to the loon oyster] Yes, you will! I think I'll call you... Becky.
 * Mr. Krabs: We need you back on Planet Earth. While it's still here. Okay?
 * Cave Fish: Right you are, krab. [to Becky] Who wants to save the world from the deadly asteroid?
 * Becky: [chirping, meaning "You do!"]
 * Cave Fish: Right you are! Who is your hero...? [Squidward looks at a dinosaur feather and sniffs it before the wind blows it away]
 * French Narrator: A few hours later... [it shows the asteroid view falling towards Earth. Back in the ocean...]
 * Cave Fish: Okay, sea creatures, let's stop here for the night.
 * Mr. Krabs: Stop? What about the whole end of the world thingy?
 * Cave Fish: Oh, asteroid's still a day off. Like my grandfather used to say: "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Purple sky at night." "Who moved my foot cream?!" "I need my foot cream!" Grampy was a confused and angry weasel fish. [Mr. Krabs hears Squidward and Ethan walking and laughing]
 * Squidward: You're so funny, E. [Mr. Krabs looks confused]
 * Ethan Krabs: [laughs] Stop, you’re funny. [he and Squidward do different fist bumps] Take it easy, my squid brother from another squid mother. [as they laugh, Ethan continues to walk with logs in his claws]
 * Squidward: Hasta manana, E man.
 * Mr. Krabs: [looks at Squidward] What was THAT?
 * Squidward: What was what? [Mr. Krabs imitates their fist bumps] Oh, that! That's a cool way to peace out. Ethan taught me.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, you're a best friend for Ethan.
 * Squidward: He's a good kid, Mr. Krabs. Give him a chance. I like his philosophy.
 * Mr. Krabs: [as Mama Krabs appears next to him] I wonder what we should do now, built a statue for help? [watch Ethan dancing as SpongeBob, Grandma, Plankton, Clem, and Pearl are watching]
 * Ethan Krabs: [singing] So light 'em up, up, up, Light 'em up, up, up, Light 'em up, up, up... [throwing logs into the fire] I'm on fire!
 * Mama Krabs: Statue! That's a great idea! Tonight, we'll built a statue to see if someone will help, then we'll see what it'll be like. [Mr. Krabs sighs]
 * French Narrator: That night, when they're sleeping... [at night, when they're sleeping, Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs are barely almost done building their statue]
 * Squidward: WILL YOU STOP IT!
 * Mr. Krabs: Hang on, Mr. Squidward. We're almost done. [they hammer a few things as Squidward ducks in his sleeping bag]
 * Ethan Krabs: With what?
 * Mr. Krabs: A statue.
 * Ethan Krabs: [surprised] Wow! That's WAY so cool!
 * Mama Krabs: And... we're done! [shows them their statue]
 * Mr. Krabs: Say hello to... Lady Liberty! Here, we'll get help if we're in trouble.
 * Mama Krabs: [yawns] I'm feeling sleepy. I'm going to bed.
 * Mr. Krabs: Me too. [they get into their sleeping bags by fire] Good night, guys.
 * Cave Fish: [singing a lullaby to Becky] And if that pterodactyl don't fly, Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye. [yawns and stretches out his body] Sweet dreams, little one. [Max Dino Bird is watching]
 * Max Dino Bird: Lucky oyster! It must be nice to have a lovely father. Okay, Max you got this. [getting ready to kidnap Cave Fish] You REALLY got this. Yay! Kidnapping. [grabs something and flies off. A little later that night...]
 * Fritter Puff: [in trees] Hmm... What is that? [sees the light of the statue, and flies towards them] WHOA! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [they all walk up in shock] Well, hello citizens!
 * Cave Fish: Well! Now, my thing is... just WHO do you think YOU are?
 * Fritter Puff: My name is Fritter Puff. Short for Fritterminster, and long for BAH! [showing her looks] Why I'm like this, it's because I was a pufferfish intimidating figure. And legend at the Boating School demolition derby. [shows the race track]
 * Squidward: Nice talk with you. [walking away] Now let's go back and...
 * Fritter Puff: Whoa, whoa! Where do you think you're goin'?
 * Squidward: We were just about to leave, so, goodnight.
 * Fritter Puff: Okay. Because I just saw your thing that's lighting up for an emergency. So, I'll see you when you're in a battle or something. See ya! [blasts off away. Cut to Ethan with Pearl and everyone while sitting between a fire to keep him warm]
 * Squidward: Such a mystery why he wants to move far away.
 * Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I didn't mean to do it. It's not HIS fault or anything.
 * Pearl: How can you do that to him? I thought you like Ethan!
 * Mr. Krabs: I do like Ethan!
 * Pearl: Well, you don't. When you look at him, all you see is an obstacle. Or worse, a target! But I see a sweet guy... who's trying his hardest to impress you.
 * Mama Krabs: Pearl...
 * Pearl: No! Both of you, just STOP! If we survive, I'm still getting married and I'm still leaving home! [walks away]
 * Mr. Krabs: [to Mama Krabs] Don't give me that look. She said both. That means you, too. Hopefully, this will end. [shows the island. The next morning...]
 * Cave Fish: [gasps and sees the light in the sky much brighter] Crikey! [looks at his tablets] Cave Fish. What have you done?! Okay, I must've read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is a lot way close to us. [sees dino bird feathers in the snow] Oh.
 * SpongeBob: Wait a minute. Where's my Granny! Granny?!! Oh, GRAAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!?!!
 * Pearl: Maybe, she got hit in the head by a puck?
 * Cave Fish: Yes. And maybe she was abducted by 30-foot enormous dino-birds. The end. [unknowingly grabs a feather]
 * Squidward: I KNEW IT! So this whole time, we've been chased by pre-historic dino-birds?!
 * Cave Fish: There's only three! Not a big problem, is it? Have you wish none of this would've happened?
 * Squidward: [sniffs something with his big nose] Wait a second... I've got her scent. Come on! [they follow Squidward as he sniffs more of smoke and sees a huge asteroid in the ground, as everyone look down]
 * Cave Fish: Whoa...Sea creatures, we've made it. [looks at his tablet] The crash site. This must be what's left of the previous asteroid.
 * Clem: Uh, Cave Fish? Your space rocks! [his space rocks get pulled into the previous asteroid]
 * Cave Fish: We could definitely divert the asteroid with a magnet that size! I mean that thing is enormous! It's massive, it's...
 * Mr. Krabs:...going to be impossible to get off the ground?!
 * Cave Fish: It's entirely possible. In a way that we don't know about yet.
 * Plankton: But what about the dino-birds?
 * SpongeBob: And what about Grannny?
 * Squidward: [sniffs for Grandma's sniff, but nothing occurs] Nothing.
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, me boy.
 * SpongeBob: [starts to cry] Oh, Granny...My sweet, malicious Grandma! Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first? Why?! [hears her voice in the distance; he smiles a little] I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice... shrieking from the afterlife. [they continue to hear her sounds in the previous asteroid]
 * Mama Krabs: Grandma's alive!
 * Squidward: And she's in trouble! [they all run down the hill] Grandma!
 * Mr. Krabs: Grandma?
 * Mama Krabs: Grandma?
 * SpongeBob: Granny?! [they hear her voice in the asteroid, as they run in, Squidward and Squilvia skid to a halt to see... SpongeBob's Grandma getting a massage as everyone else skid to a halt] Is she okay?
 * Squidward: I'm... not sure. [she continues to get a massage... by a rabbit as SpongeBob walks up towards him]
 * SpongeBob: [angrily] Unhand my Grandma!
 * Grandma: You do and you don't get a tip.
 * Teddy Rabbit: Making this beautiful sponge happy... [he holds Grandma and walks away] is all the payment I need.
 * Grandma: You see? Hunky Bunny gets it!
 * Mr. Krabs: There's a bunny living in the asteroid? Did not see that coming.
 * Mama Krabs: Wait till you see this! [as they walk in, the inside of the asteroid has crystals with crystaltopia versions of Jellyfish and oysters]
 * Ethan Krabs: Whoa! [seeing a crystaltopia verison of Frank (muscular fish), sliding down on a platform]
 * Crystaltopia Frank: WHOO-HOO!!!
 * Ethan Krabs: Yeah! Catching mad air on the half pipe!
 * Mr. Krabs: This is crazy!
 * Mama Krabs: Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
 * Squidward: Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.
 * Sharkia: [floats down while standing on her board] I can't believe it! Visitors! We've never had visitors. [giggles] Somebody pinch me. [to Squidward] Or should I pinch you. [flies over to Ethan] Wait! I'll pinch both of us! [they giggle]
 * Mr. Krabs: Can I hit my head, what's happening here?!
 * Sharkia: I sure hope this isn't a... [sees SpongeBob] Oh! [falls off her board, then stands up and sees SpongeBob for the first time] Dreaaaaaaam...! [Dream Weaver plays as SpongeBob sniffs his hand and let's out a slow-motion "Ugh!". Sharkia smiles then whistles for her mini-horses named Bubbles and Zoe, who appear as crystaltopian seahorses]
 * Zoe: This guy? For real?!
 * Bubbles: Whatever. [lets SpongeBob a little lift and rides him to Sharkia; SpongeBob falls and see her when he stands up]
 * Sharkia: Well, hello handsome. I'm Sharkia. [SpongeBob giggles before she feels his mouth and his sponge-covered body] Ooh...Such spongey material. Such a strong jaw. I'm getting butterflies! [butterflies fly out of her hair]
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm getting nauseous.
 * Squidward: Sorry to interrupt your love connection, but we're kind of in a hurry.
 * Cave Fish: [runs between Sharkia and SpongeBob] If we don’t do something fast, that asteroid will blow us into smithereens! [they look at the shining light]
 * Sharkia: Oh! That sounds terrible. I better take you to him.
 * Squidward: Who's "him"? Your leader?
 * Sharkia: He... is our everything!
 * Bubbles and Zoe: He sees all.
 * Sharkia: He knows all.
 * Teddy Rabbit: And smells amazing!
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay. He sounds great. Let's go.
 * Sharkia: Brilliant! Right this way! [Bubbles and Zoe tap their tails two times. After that, SpongeBob and Sharkia are falling down on a platform. SpongeBob is heard screaming as Plankton and Clem are looking down. Then the crystaltopian seahorses tap their tails two times, one last time before the rest of SpongeBob's friends would fall and land on their platforms with all of them screaming]
 * Clem: [as Cave Fish is in a "surf" pose; he is hanging upside down on the edge of their platform] Whoo-hoo!
 * Plankton: [hanging on] NO! THIS ISN'T COOL! [Mr. Krabs is seen trying to stand on his platform with Mama Krabs] Whoa!
 * Sharkia: Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times. But allow your spirit to roam free... in Crystaltopia!!! [Crystaltopia is shown as a home made of crystals with crystaltopia versions of Fred, Harold, Monroe, Mystery the Seahorse, Old Man Jenkins, Nancy Suzy Fish, Shubie, Lenny, Nat Peterson, Sandals, Larry the Lobster and Don the Whale who are seen walking or flying in their home]
 * Pearl: I have a good feeling about this! Maybe, he'll be able to help us.
 * Ethan Krabs: She did said he's knows all and all's a lot!
 * Sharkia: Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme leader. The golden king thought champion of the world! THE UNDERSEA LLAMA! [a Crystaltopian Anchovy hits a gong with a stick and the Undersea Llama appears in his body. He spits into a bowl which the anchovy holds]
 * Grandma: Is that a llama? I hate llamas! They spit and smell bad!
 * Squidward: [referring to Squilvia] So does she.
 * Undersea Llama: [hops down as two anchovies hair-dry his back fur] Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Greetings, sea creatures! The Undersea Llama will see yoooooooooooooooooooooooou... [long pause] NOW.
 * Cave Fish: Oh, wonderful. So where is he?
 * Undersea Llama: He is here, "talking" to you.
 * SpongeBob: Ohhh, I get it. He's a ventriloquiest and you're the dummy.
 * Undersea Llama: No, you're the dummy.
 * SpongeBob: No, you're the dummy.
 * Undersea Llama: No, you're the dummy!
 * Squidward: This is the guy who's gonna save us?
 * Cave Fish: Listen up, Llama. Here's a new topic: We are all about to DIE!
 * Undersea Llama: Oh, that's not good. Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward dog!
 * Mr. Krabs: [seeing Undersea Llama doing the downward dog] Uh... seriously?
 * Undersea Llama: I'll wait. I have all time in the world. [SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward do the downward dog]
 * Cave Fish: Llama, I need to show you something. You see, there's this thing in the sky.
 * Undersea Llama: Oh, that light that's burning up there? Well, I think it's fine.
 * Cave Fish: With all due respect, Your Twistiness, that's an asteroid. It's magnetically attracted to this place and it's heading straight for us.
 * Undersea Llama: [spits again as Crystaltopian Anchovy runs with the bowl so it can land into it] Aha! It must desire our magnetic crystals. [showing the crystals] Well, who can blame it? They're really quite something. Did you know their powers eternal youth? I am over 470 years old. Mmm-hmm.
 * Squidward: That's not possible.
 * Teddy Rabbit: [off-screen] Sure it is! [on-screen with Grandma] I'm 326! WHOO!
 * Grandma: Huh? You don't look a day over 275.
 * Undersea Llama: We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be. Thanks to... Crystaltopia! [echoing]
 * Cave Fish: Kudos. It is lovely. Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space!
 * Undersea Llama: [Obnoxiously] I'm sorry, you want to destroy our home?
 * Cave Fish: It'll be destroyed either way. [holding a little crystal and a space rock; showing them as magnetic] But if we propel this magnetic material into the atmosphere... we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone. What do you say?
 * Undersea Llama: ...Caterpillar! [Doing the caterpillar]
 * Squidward: So is that a yes? Or…? Ah! [Undersea Llama grabs Squidward]
 * Undersea Llama: [cracking Squidward's spine] Oh, You are Storing a lot of hostility [cracking Squidward's back, flipping, and throwing him up in air] in your lower spine. [Squidward Pose as Lotus position]
 * Mr. Krabs: [Angrily] Undersea Llama, how are we gonna...?!
 * Undersea Llama: Funky Chicken! Jiggy Jelly! Mashed Potato!
 * Cave Fish: Your flexibility is a sight to behold. Now how the devil are we going to launch these crystals?
 * Undersea Llama: You can't. It's impossible. Whoo! I am bushed. Awesome meeting you guys. Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever. [spits; his spit flies into a bowl which the Crystaltopian Anchovy holds]
 * Sharkia: Hmm.
 * Pearl: That's it. He was our last hope. We're doomed.
 * Squidward: Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, this is easy. [suddenly crashes with Grandma and the two are tied together] On that subject...Could you help me please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
 * Squidward: Uh, SpongeBob...Why do you have four legs?
 * Grandma: [inside SpongeBob] I'm in here too!
 * Patrick: [looks and sees many Crystaltopian Starfishs saying hi to him] Well, it's pretty nice to meet you, guys! [sees a Crystaltopian mermaid] Well, um... hi.
 * Mantigal the Mermaid: Hi, there to you, too.
 * Patrick: My name is Patrick Star. What's yours?
 * Mantigal: I'm Mantigal the Crystaltopian Mermaid.
 * Patrick: Can you tell me your story, please? Because, I like to hear it.
 * Mantigal: Well… it began in the Bikini Bottom Triangle. [shows a flashback] As the mermaids sing their song in reversed, I was being sucked back into Bikini Bottom. [shows them singing with Mantigal screaming while being sucked in. Cuts to her and everything else being transported back to Bikini Bottom] Then, as I was being in this town, I decided to leave and go into the wild. But then, I met a llama who was a leader and so he adopted me to become a resident of Crystaltopia. You see? [shows Patrick her crystal necklace]
 * Patrick: Oh, Mantigal... You're really, very hot.
 * Mantigal: Oh, I love you too, Patrick. [cuts to Pearl walking with Ethan; they sit as they have Crystal Patties]
 * Ethan Krabs: [sees Pearl crying] Hey, don't cry. Look on the bright side. We get to see our lives flash before our eyes. [a worried Pearl looks at Ethan] That means I get to fall in love with you... all over again!
 * Pearl: [wiping her tears away with a tissue] Only you can make the end of the world sound like a good thing. [sitting and hugging each other, Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs watch them what they're doing]
 * Mama Krabs: We did a good job raising her. She's stronger than we know.
 * Mr. Krabs: Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. Now I'd give anything just to see her get married, and leave home.
 * Pearl: Play with her kids, dance with her husband.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.
 * Mama Krabs: It was a good one, wasn't it? Our life. You, me, and Pearl.
 * Mr. Krabs: The best. [As they hug, it shows Squidward hugging Squilvia, with Ethan and Pearl hugging. Meanwhile, SpongeBob is laying on Sharkia's body as she is playing on a guitar]
 * SpongeBob: [heartly] Oh, Sharkia. You're so pretty. You take my lisp away.
 * Sharkia: [giggles] I bet you say that to all the girls.
 * SpongeBob: I try. But they run away too fast. [laughs]
 * Sharkia: [stands up] Oh, you're such a romantic. Hey! I know this is gonna sound superforward, but [holding SpongeBob's heads] Will you be my mate for life?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know what to say, it's... it's only been 12 minutes. What took you so long?! [holding hands with Sharkia and spinning] Yes! This could've been the last day on Earth ever! [suddenly drops her]
 * Sharkia: Oh!
 * SpongeBob: A diamond! I need a diamond! Where can I find a... Ah! Perfect! [sees a circle-shaped diamond and starts to pull it out]
 * Sharkia: [begging while being on the floor] No, no, no! Sponge, sweetie, don’t do that!
 * SpongeBob: Nonsense. [as he tries to pull it out] Only for my one… true… love! [he pulls it out, finally, but it falls on his face, flattening it. As it moves out of his face, he sees that Crystaltopia is shaking; Outside, Crystaltopia is destroyed by cracks] Whoopsies!
 * Undersea Llama: No, no, no, no! [tries to stack their home back up; turns to SpongeBob, yelling] Simpleton! NINCOMPOOP! MOOK!
 * SpongeBob: You talking to her or me?
 * Undersea Llama: That was the only thing keeping us young, now we’re all doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! [all the crystaltopians gasp] And now, I think I have a fever; Thank you so much, doofus!
 * Sharkia: Hey. Easy there, Llama. This is the moron of my dreams. He meant well.
 * Undersea Llama: [mocking Sharkia] "Oh, he meant well." [shouting in his normal voice] WHO CARES?!? [Pearl and Ethan gasp]
 * Pearl: So much for serenity.
 * Undersea Llama: 460 years of harmony and philosophy, undone by one yellow...lazy...incredibly...coral-eating...stupendously, stupid, SPONGE!!! (he turns into a 470 year old llama. The Crystaltopians gasp as Crystaltopia versions of Sandals, Old Man Jenkins, Shubie, and Frank (muscular fish) suddenly turn old with eye bags and over-weighted huge stomachs. Then, Crystaltopia verisons of Mystery the Seahorse, Fred, and Don the Whale get old, then Teddy Rabbit, and finally Sharkia, along with the rest of the crystaltopians)
 * SpongeBob: Oh, Sharkia...
 * Grandma: Wow! You guys got old! [to Teddy Rabbit; as she walks away] Whatever we had, it's over!
 * Teddy Rabbit: [starting to cry] That's what's happens when you date a cougar. [wipes his tears away with his ears]
 * SpongeBob: I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
 * Undersea Llama: Sorry, sorry?! Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, does it, you little... [lets out a loud cry]?!?!?!? I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out! LET IT OUT! I've been pend out too long! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [as Cave Fish sees the volcanos] I wanna hit something. Someone give me their face.
 * Cave Fish: [gets an idea] That's it! Pent-up energy. Earth's most powerful propulsion device is right in front of us.
 * Grandma: Who? Spitty-McGee here? [Undersea Llama spits, then, Cave Fish pushes him and shows the volcano]
 * Cave Fish: The volcano! THAT'S our magnet launcher. All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it. [as steam vents are steaming]
 * Squidward: That’s a crazy plan!
 * Cave Fish: “You’re” a crazy plan.
 * Squidward: That doesn’t even make any sense.
 * Cave Fish: And what are you? Professor of Cosmo? Professor Squid McWard of the University of [poking Squidward’s nose] Ha, Ha, Ha…? [Squidward groans in anger] You see? Tremendous pressure leads to a tremendous explosion.
 * SpongeBob: [sarcastically] And you call yourself a professor. [walks away]
 * Cave Fish: Right. We need all the crystals loaded into the volcano, pronto.
 * Undersea Llama: What?! No! I’m NOT giving you my crystals! We “need” to rebuild our sanctuary! [All the crystaltopians start to argue]
 * Sharkia: [whistles] May I remind you Crystaltopia is not yours to keep.
 * Undersea Llama: [angry] No, you may not!
 * Sharkia: It came from the sky, and now it’s time to give it back.
 * Undersea Llama: It’s “not”!
 * Sharkia: It’s “too”, you old coot! [to everyone] Change isn’t easy, but it’s part of life. [Mr. Krabs looks at Mama Krabs] It’s time for us to embrace it again. [to Undersea Llama] Whether you like it for not.
 * Undersea Llama: [singing] Not…!
 * Sharkia: Listen, llama. I will go nuts and granola on your butt. So either get on board… or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way! [holds a crystal] Come on, everybody. Grab every crystal you can find. [The Crystaltopians run off to look for crystals as Pearl and Ethan look at each other] And remember: Lift with your legs.
 * Teddy Rabbit: [lifting a crystal and breaks his back] Too late...! [groans in pain]
 * Cave Fish: [wearing a cracked navy helmet] Listen up, planetary defense team: Step 1: [showing Mama Krabs with Crystaltopia versions of Gus, Shubie, and a Anchovy sealing a few steam vents by using boulders] Built pressure inside the volcano, by sealing the bases. [as Mama Krabs and Pearl are seen swinging on seaweed vines to make coral fall on a huge steam vent, with them landing towards the sand] No steam can escape. If there's a leak, the pressure is weak. [Pearl and Mama Krabs look at the volcano starting to erupt] Step 2: [showing Mr. Krabs carrying youth crystals on his back and his claws, followed by Crystaltopia versions of Don the Whale, Harold, and Fred carrying crystals as they walk to the volcano] Get the biggest magnetic crystals into the volcano. They've got to be launched sky-high to pull the asteroid off-course.
 * Ethan Krabs: [he and two crystaltopian Whales are using ropes to pull a big crystal] Heave!
 * Crystaltopia Whales: HO!
 * Ethan Krabs: Heave!
 * Crystaltopia Whales: HO! [cuts to Sharkia, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and all the crystaltopians about to throw the crystals into the volcano]
 * Sharkia: This is it friends! Down the hatch. EVERY crystal counts. [they throw the crystals into the volcano as Cave Fish looks at the light in the sky]
 * Cave Fish: Good news, everyone! We're six minutes ahead of schedule! [the crystaltopians cheer and Undersea Llama cries] Somebody up there likes us! [The lobotomized squirrel puts its seat belt on and wears vision goggles as it pulls the lever on the rover making it jump into hyper-speed all the way to Earth. Suddenly, it screams and bumps into the asteroid making fall closer to Earth. Cave Fish gasps] BAD NEWS! Somebody up there doesn't like us! We're six minutes behind schedule!
 * Mr. Krabs: Double time, everyone. We need that crystal. [they all run down towards Ethan with him and the crystaltopian whales pulling the crystal]
 * Ethan Krabs: [as Mr. Krabs helps him to pull the crystal] Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad! [suddenly they see Olivia Dino Bird flying towards the crystal. Mr. Krabs, Ethan, and the crystaltopian whales run just in time before she'd knock the crystal into a hatch. Then, they see Nigel and Max flying in]
 * Squidward/Cosmo Squidward: [as he transforms into Cosmo Squidward] We've got company!
 * Grandma: [excitedly] Ohh! I'll put out the sponge cake!
 * Squidward/Cosmo Squidward: Take cover! [flies with his jet pack on as he tries to shoot water with water guns at the dino-birds but only his is knocked out, but Cave Fish/Bomb Fish uses a slingshot to launch rocks at them. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs duck behind a rock]
 * SpongeBob: What do we do now?
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, if this didn't show up, none of this would've happened. And my thing is: what about Becky?
 * SpongeBob: Well, I trust Becky, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: You trust becky? Becky’s eating a cup! [shows Becky with a popcorn bucket in her head]
 * Patrick: [being chased by Dino-Birds] Help! Help me! I need to be rescued from this giant birds!!
 * Karen: We're right behind you!
 * Julio: Just to let you know that!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, Karen! Julio! Help us! You're welcome in the battle. [they run into the battle] Quickly, Patrick! Transform! [Patrick transforms into Yell Patrick; then, he lets out a huge battle cry which the Dino Birds quickly escape from the scream and a laser bursting out of Patrick's star-shaped crystal]
 * Gordon: [sees SpongeBob] SpongeBob, I remember you. Wait till we vikings will get you and your friends! [SpongeBob transforms into Cycltron Sponge Magnus and flies away to Crystaltopia]
 * SpongeBob/Cyclotron Sponge Magnus: Quick! Let’s help our friends with the dino-birds! [Patrick, Karen, and Julio run after SpongeBob. As the dino-birds fly by the crystaltopians are seen screaming. Red Sandy is karating Olivia, then Nigel]
 * Sandy/Red Sandy: Not in this day, you don’t! [riding on Nigel] YEE-HAW!!! [Ethan and Pearl see the battle, they’re worried, but they run towards the battlefield]
 * Cave Fish/Bomb Fish: [as Olivia Dino Bird soars through the air, he is about to launch a little rock with a slingshot] Steady… steady… [Max Dino Bird suddenly tackles him]
 * Max Dino Bird: Sorry about this. I’m really conflicted right now. [Nigel and Olivia appear]
 * Nigel Dino Bird: That’s more like it, Max. Now finish him!
 * Cave Fish: [panicking] Wait! Wait! You don’t understand! [pointing at the asteroid] You see that? If that asteroid hits, we all die!
 * Nigel Dino Bird: “If it hits, we all die.” [mockingly cries, then laughs evilly] That’s where you’re wrong. See, while you run for your ocean lives, we’ll be high in the sky, [spreading out his wings] crusing above it all. [Inside Cave Fish’s Brain Machine…]
 * Neil deSponge BrownPants: [standing between Pythagoras Cave Fish and Robo Cave Fish] That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!
 * Nigel Dino Bird: We’ll be safe as those birdies. [a meteor hits a bird] Lucky shot. [more meteors hit more birds] Very lucky shot? [three meteors strike the ground with a explosion]
 * Max Dino Bird: I knew it! I was right. There’s NO paradise.
 * Olivia Dino Bird: [shocked] WHAT?! I’m too young to go extinct! [starts yelping while running] AHHHHH!!!
 * Cave Fish: She gets it. Now, please. We haven’t got much time!
 * Nigel Dino Bird: [to his son] What are you waiting for?! Kill him! [Max stops his father from killing Cave Fish]
 * Max Dino Bird: No, Dad! I WON’T let you! Do you want to know what I love about our family? That we're alive. There are more important things than your pride right now. If you care about us, you should not kill him. You should help him, Dad!
 * Olivia Dino Bird: Pop, I hate to say this... but my freaky little brother may be right.
 * Cave Fish: As a father, I would work with my worst enemy. To ensure a brighter future for my little one. [Nigel groans silently at Cave Fish. Cut to Mama Krabs, Squidward/Cosmo Squidward, and Squilvia where they see The Dino Birds are helping Cave Fish with him riding on Max’s legs] Reinforcements has arrived!
 * Nigel Dino Bird: [after they hold ropes to lift the crystal out of the edge] All right, Max! Lead the way!
 * Max Dino Bird: So that’s what approval sounds like! [Cave Fish imitates a train chugga sound effect, as everyone are cheering from the ground and Gordon with the vikings are lifting crystals into the volcano]
 * Cave Fish: Keep it up, dinos. Use that Jurassic super strength! [Mr. Krabs and Ethan are seen at the top of the volcano watching them; Cave Fish backs the Dino Birds] Beep, beep, beep. [the vikings throw the crystals into the volcano; then, a few meteors are seen falling directly at them; the vikings run back down, screaming]
 * Nigel Dino Bird: Watch out, kids! [a meteor hits them into the snow]
 * Cave Fish: [after they crash into the snow] The old man has landed.
 * Mr. Krabs: I’ll push it in. Go with me Mommy and Pearly! [starts to push it]
 * Ethan Krabs: No! I’m not leaving you! We’ll do this together! [Mr. Krabs shakes his head, slowly, meaning yes, before both of them try to push]
 * Pearl: Mom, where are they?
 * Squidward/Cosmo Squidward: Betsy, we have to get everyone off the volcano. [they run back down; Grandma is holding a salami]
 * Grandma: Folks, I’m outta cake, but I got salami!
 * Squilvia: [to the Crystaltopians] Faster, faster!
 * Grandma: [thinking that Squilvia told Grandma, she speaks faster] I’mouttacakebutIgotsalami…!
 * Squidward/Cosmo Squidward: [grabs Grandma] Grandma, come on!
 * Grandma: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [back at the volcano...]
 * Mr. Krabs/Krabs Jet: [grunting] This isn’t working. [they continue to push, until Ethan gets an idea]
 * Ethan Krabs: Mad air on the half pipe! Eugene, we have to let the crystal go!
 * Mr. Krabs/Krabs Jet: You know we’re trying to get it into the volcano. Right?
 * Ethan Krabs: Mr. Krabs, the only thing I want is a life with Pearl. And to prove myself to you. So, okay, two things. I want two things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left? [pause]
 * Mr. Krabs/Krabs Jet: Okay, let’s do it!
 * Ethan Krabs: On my count! One… two… three! [they push the crystal down the volcano hill]
 * Squilvia: [seeing what’s happening] What are they doing?! [the crystal keeps rolling down a huge edge and flips over them and lands between in the volcano, everyone gasps and Ethan is covering his eyes]
 * Ethan Krabs: Did it work? [the big crystal falls into the volcano covering the last spot]
 * Mr. Krabs/Krabs Jet: Yes! I taken back everything I ever said about you!
 * Ethan Krabs: [confused] Wait... what? [they see the volcano starting to erupt]
 * Mr. Krabs/Krabs Jet: Now let's get out of here! [they run back down as Light starts getting brighter as it lights up from the inside of the volcano. Suddenly, it explodes into a black hole and Mr. Krabs and Plankton with all the youth crystals get pulled in]
 * Pearl: DADDY! DADDY!
 * Mr. Krabs: Pearl! [zooms out; trying to swim in the air from being sucked in] No, no, no, no, whoa…!
 * Plankton: [gasps and flies over to Krabs as it shows The Krusty Krab, The Chum Bucket, two Bikini Bottom buildings, a boat mobile, a flower, and a few other objects about to be sucked into the center of the black hole. They scream but stop when they see a pole so Krabs grabs on the right and Plankton grabs the left]
 * Mr. Krabs: Plankton… there’s something I want to say to you…
 * Plankton: What…?
 * Mr. Krabs: Remember how we use to turn into enemies, we’d be friends!
 * Plankton: [about to cry] I love you.
 * Mr. Krabs: [about to cry to] I love you to. But this is to save our friends. [let’s go Plankton’s hand]
 * Plankton: Wait! You’ll get sucked and die! NOOO…!!! [echoing; as they and the rest of objects get sucked through the center of the black hole and the pieces of youth crystal and crystaltopian snails join together from everywhere into a great light in the center. Shows the volcano view where the the light fades out. Everyone looks surprised as the music fades out]
 * Squilvia: What happened?
 * Squidward: Maybe it’s silence at first. ...Before the boom? [SpongeBob’s Grandma turns to see smoke coming out of a little geyster with a steam sound. She then uses her cane to plug it in; all the sudden, a huge explosion comes out of the volcano which Plankton, Krabs and the rest of the objects are seen in the air from the massive explosion as the song "Squeeze Me" is heard, again]
 * N.E.R.D.: Here we go now, squeeze me till I pop, squeeze me till you drop, yeah here we go now, Yeah, here we go now. [As the song plays, it cuts back where Squidward holds Squilvia, Pearl’s beside Ethan and Mama Krabs, and SpongeBob holds hands with Sharkia, and the rest of the youth crystals get pulled with Julio Plankton being lifted by one of them]
 * Clem: Julio! [pulls him down just in time]
 * Undersea Llama: [crystals below his body are lifting him into the air; moving his body] Whoa, whoa, whoa! [a blue crystal hits his head knocking him out] Oh. [Cave Fish looks at the tablet drawn as lightning bolts start to come out as the asteroids fall closer on a zoom out view]
 * N.E.R.D.: Dang, dang, diggy-dang, Everybody the rain, tell me shine like a chain, wipe it up, like a stain, the job done now. [Everyone and the Crystaltopians duck and scream and SpongeBob’s Grandma tries to cover her eyes because of the light from the asteroid. In a far view, the asteroids are being pulled by the lighting bolts all the sudden. Pearl and Ethan duck and hold each other very hard to protect themselves as the asteroid zooms by them but is launched off-course. Then, the volcano explosion fades by shrinking very fast, but then a last huge explosion is shown in a ring form. Everyone looks to see it has been pulled off-course and start cheering with silence in slow motion. Inside the black hole…]
 * Mr. Krabs: [he and Plankton are now floating in blue sky space] Plankton... We... we did it. We faced that space rock.
 * Plankton: Yes... we did. [they see the ghost of Elizabeth]
 * Elizabeth: Remember friends, We will always be up there looking down at you. Besides, do you hear that? [they hear babies crying] Those are baby snails. When they die, their soul fly through the night sky and they might be grown into adults soon. Then, hopefully, they'll be crystaltopians. May the stars lay on you... forever. [as they disappear, Plankton and Mr. Krabs appear floating out of the explosion and they land onto the ground]
 * Mr. Krabs: [seeing the asteroid that has been pulled off-course] We did it. WE DID IT! [they start to cheer for joy as the asteroid is shown flying out of the water, and then knocks a business man out]
 * Squilvia: In your face, space rock!
 * Squidward: Yeah, baby! [laughs]
 * SpongeBob: Whoo-hoo! Yeah--! [Sharkia kisses him] Ohh...!
 * Mr. Krabs: [hugging Ethan happily] Bring it in, me bro-son! Welcome to me family! [Pearl giggles before she, Ethan, Mr. Krabs and Mama Krabs hug each other] [looks at Cave Fish] And you, you old coconut! I'll never doubt you again.
 * Cave Fish: [to Becky] See? Daddy's always right. Remember that when you're older! [they continue to cheer and clap. The next morning, SpongeBob is sitting next to Sharkia]
 * SpongeBob: Are you sure you can't come with us?
 * Sharkia: Oh, Sponge, I wish I could. But we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. And besides....I'll have your Grandma to keep me company.
 * SpongeBob: [gasps] You're staying too?!
 * Grandma: Are you kiddin'? This place is great! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow naked bingo!
 * Teddy Rabbit: You comin', Gladys?! I ain't feeling younger! Whoo!
 * Grandma: What!? I can't hear you!!
 * Teddy Rabbit: What?! I can't hear you.
 * Grandma: What? I can't hear you. [Sharkia gives SpongeBob a sketch drawing of her]
 * Sharkia: You will always be my one true love. Here. [SpongeBob holds it]
 * SpongeBob: Whoa. Hold on! [gets a flat rock and draws with his chalk, to show his own sketch of himself]
 * Sharkia: It looks just like you.
 * SpongeBob: Now we'll be with each other forever. [Sharkia kisses him before he leaves with his other friends]
 * Grandma: Wait, you might wanna take this. [holding a crystal] That's for Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: Thanks. [puts the crystal on the ground next to Sandy. Suddenly, it zaps her turning into her normal size instead of her mini size]
 * Sandy: Yee-haw! I'm back in my normal size!
 * Sharkia: So long, handsome!
 * Grandma SquarePants: Bye, Spongie! [Spongebob turns back to his friends before they leave. Cut to a member of Plankton’s cousin]
 * Cousin Plankton: Launch!
 * Cousin Plankton #2: [holds red flags] Launch! [the three dino-birds drop a rock which it cut vines launching their plane and everyone screams happily. Then it shows a back view with the three dino-birds and Becky the Loon Oyster following them in the direction where the plane is flying. Inside, it shows SpongeBob looking outside a window seeing Sharkia and his Grandma from outside]
 * SpongeBob: [worried] Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: What’s wrong with ya, boy?
 * SpongeBob: I’m worried that… I might never see Sharkia and my grandma again. [cries softly]
 * Mr. Krabs: Don’t worry, boyo. In fact, you have me and the rest of your friends. And soon, you'll continue to make those krabby patties, hopefully.
 * SpongeBob: [turning happy] Really?
 * Mr. Krabs: Really. [Sharkia and Grandma continue to wave goodbye as the camera moves up in the sky to show a small piece of crystal falling from the huge smoke and bounces off a leaf. Cut to elderly Undersea Llama, Sharkia, Teddy, Grandma and Crystaltopia versions of Fred, Harold, Nancy Suzy Fish, Shubie, Anchovy, and Don the Whale in a hot tub]
 * Teddy Rabbit: What you need is more fiber. [the piece of crystal lands in the water]
 * Crystaltopia Don the Whale: He’s right. [The small piece of crystal falls in the water into a crack spot in the tub making the Undersea Llama and all the crystaltopians young again]
 * Undersea Llama: Oh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Undersea Llama’s back on young, baby! [feels his beard] Mmm… mmm.
 * Teddy Rabbit: [his beard shrinks away and he’s young again] Gladys?
 * Grandma: [now young and handsome] Well, hello Teddy Bear!
 * Teddy Rabbit: [looks surprised and his ears form a shape of a heart] Mmm-hmm.
 * Grandma: Hot tubbing just got whole more hotter.
 * Undersea Llama: [appearing out of the hot water holding his fins up happily] Amazing! It’s like some fountain of Never Getting Old! Well, we can think of a name later. [zooms out the show that flowers bloom young again with Sharkia feeling young again and sighs happily. Cut to show Bikini Bottom is getting refixed and everyone are at the Wedding Ceremony where they are gathering in the seats]
 * Katie L. Washington: [speaking in the background] It has been confirmed that a old man with his friends saved the world from the...
 * John Fishman: [also speaking in the background] Today, I'm owner John Fishman, and we've learned the heroes who have saved us from the collision...
 * SpongeBob: [talking into a cell phone] Where's the bride? Why don't I have the bride?
 * Squidward: [sitting next to Squilvia] 'Cause you're talking to a cell.
 * Tina: [Talking on her phone] Mom, I can't talk.
 * Tina's mom: What do you mean? Where are you?!
 * Billy: [He and Monroe walk up towards Squidward and Squilvia] Excuse me. Was it true that you saved us from the asteroid?
 * Squilvia: [pause] That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
 * Billy and Monroe: Yeah.
 * Billy: ...How scary?
 * Squidward: Well... [Billy and Monroe gather with Squidward and Squilvia]
 * Monroe: Hi!
 * Squidward: It was five minutes until midnight and we were facing against volcanos, dino-birds, and the end of the world.
 * Squilvia: Oh! And the zombies! Don't forget the zombies! [looks at Squidward] You know, we'd be great parents...!
 * Squidward: [continues speaking to Monroe] So I turned to Bigfoot, and said... [continues to talk as Pearl looks then turns back in] "Hey, you? Who do you think is smart about asteroids!?"
 * Pearl: I don't know... I don't know! What am I gonna do?
 * Mama Krabs: Sweetie, listen to me. This is normal. Okay? Everyone gets nervous.
 * Mr. Krabs: What's going on? What happened?
 * Pearl: I can't go. How can I go? I don't wanna leave you guys.
 * Mr. Krabs: Hey, Fuzzball... remember the first time that we played hockey? You were so afraid to get on the ice because it was slippery? Remember how I held you up while you started to skate? And when I knew you were ready, I let you go.
 * Pearl: Aw, Dad. [sadly]
 * Mr. Krabs: I know you're ready. Now you have to let go.
 * Mama Krabs: I always knew it would take someone very special to match your spirit. And you found him. Just like I did. It's your time, sweetie. See the world, chase your dreams.
 * Mr. Krabs: And whenever you decide to come back, we'll be here. Okay? [they hug with music playing before Mama Krabs gives Pearl a corsage for her head. As they walk through the crowds, SpongeBob, Karen, Plankton, Clem, Julio, Squidward, Squilvia, Cave Fish, Patrick and Sandy with the rest of crowds look at them. Mr. Krabs hugs Mama Krabs as Pearl walks up to Ethan]
 * Wedding Officiant Plankton: Pearl, do you take Ethan as your lawfully wedded husband?
 * Pearl: [excitedly] I do.
 * Wedding Officiant Plankton: And Ethan, do you take Pearl as your lawfully wedded wife?
 * Ethan Krabs: Most def!
 * Wedding Officiant Plankton: Well then, I now pronounce you whale and krab. You may kiss the bride! [Pearl and Ethan kiss as Wedding Procession plays by the orchestra and the people cheer including Squidward, Patrick, Sandy, and SpongeBob but he suddenly turns sad while looking at the sketch of Sharkia. Suddenly, he hears a voice and turns around to see someone red coming through the crowd]
 * Sharkia: Excuse, me. Coming through. [sees SpongeBob] Sponge!
 * SpongeBob: Squirrel! [they run in slow-motion with romantic music playing in the background. She then holds him up which they fall over]
 * Sharkia: Oh!
 * SpongeBob: Whoa! Sorry!
 * Sharkia: Ohh...
 * SpongeBob: This is amazing! You're young again!
 * Sharkia: I think the world was watching us.
 * SpongeBob: Since you're young, I'm still 30 years old. I have many questions for you! Have you tried Krabby Patties? Or...
 * Sharkia: [covers SpongeBob's mouth with her fingers only] Shh. Close that pretty mouth of yours and just listen. [cut to her standing on the stage holding a microphone] This is dedicated to the sponge of my dreams! [shows a back view where a crowd gather even SpongeBob and Patrick]
 * Mexican Band member fish: That guy, for real?
 * Sharkia: [singing; showing a front view] Oh… Oh… SpongeBob… baby... You make me so happy! [Spongebob starts giggling heartily. She starts singing to the lyrics and music plays in the background] Oh I, never knew I, Would make it out and come this far [SpongeBob smiles surprised and happily] Oh I, never knew I, Would see the day we'd come together, Oh it's not like anything I've ever... [as Ethan Krabs dances with Pearl then waves his claw meaning “come here”; suddenly, Ethan bumps into Mr. Krabs, he looks shocked as the crowd gasp and Nat Peterson faints. Then, Mr. Krabs feels the beat and starts dancing with Pearl which they are joined by Ethan Krabs and Mama Krabs and all four start dancing together] You, you make me happy, You keep me laughing, [as Squidward and Squilvia dance with Billy and Monroe appearing] You make my world a better place, You, you are my rainbow, [as Plankton dances robot moves with Clem and Julio and they’re joined by Karen with Nigel, Olivia, and Max the Dino-birds who start dancing with them] You color my day so bright, I want to stay forever with my Superstar, My Superstar, You're shining so bright into my heart, my Superstar, My Superstar, You're shining so bright into my heart, [as Cave Fish dances and Becky the loon oyster flies around with him; inside his mind, Neil deSponge BrownPants, Pythagoras Cave Fish, and Robo Cave Fish are dancing as well] My super crew Stick together like super glue, We got the moves like yeah, We're shining bright, Throw your hands up to the blue sky. You, you make me happy, Oh... [walks towards SpongeBob. She holds hands with him as Mr. Krabs appears with Mama Krabs]
 * Mr. Krabs: [as the four walk out together] SpongeBob, I never thought I'd say this, but you did a good job on the wedding. I owe ya a big time, me fry cook.
 * SpongeBob: You sure do. [holding out a dollar] Here's my bill.
 * Mr. Krabs: [holds the dollar] What?
 * SpongeBob: Father of the Bride pays for the wedding. It's a tradition I just invented. Flowers ain't cheap.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. What do you mean? Look what you're charging for flowers. We're in a forest! In the ocean! This bill is outrageous. [cut to them sitting at Goo Lagoon where they watch the sunset]
 * Bikini Bottomite: Fire in the hole! [They whoosh fireworks in the sky as they explode into the air for celebrating the end of collision course; it pans into outer space; it keeps zooming back to show there are 13 new galaxies, planets and moons as they whoosh by and it fades to black. Shows Patchy in his living room]
 * Patchy the Pirate: Well, wasn’t that great, kids? It was amazing! SpongeBob and his friends have just saved Bikini Bottom...from an ASTEROID SHOWER?! [laughs then calms down a little] Well! I'm glad all of that' s over! But before we can see what Potty thinks, there is one fact that we learned today: Always keep an eye out to your loved one. Also, you can learn that Mars was known to have life. With lakes...rivers...and oceans, why did its culture disappear? We may never know. Okay! Let's check on Potty! [he runs back into the theater with the screen showing the end credits that are like the credits from the show, with the silhouettes and the theater seats] Well, Potty. That’s it. The grand, happy ending and finale.
 * Potty the Parrot: It’s over already?
 * Patchy the Pirate: Well, Potty. That’s the thing; episodes come at the end.
 * Potty the Parrot: [brightening] Oh! Can we watch it again?
 * Patchy the Pirate: You parrot, we just saw it. Maybe tomorrow.
 * Mama Krabs: [entering in silhouette] Hey, what are you guys doing? [gasps as she sees the screen] You didn’t tell you were watching the movie! I wanna watch too!
 * Patchy the Pirate: WHAT? Mama Krabs!? How did you got in here?! We just finished. Show’s over.
 * Mama Krabs: Well, you’re just gonna have to rewind it! [grabs Potty’s remote and begins rewinding]
 * Patchy the Pirate: [pained] Mama KRABS...!
 * Mama Krabs: [calling offscreen] Eugene! We’re gonna watch the episode!
 * Mr. Krabs: Comin, Mommy!
 * Patchy the Pirate: [despairing] Oh, no!
 * Julio Plankton: (entering, carrying a box of chocolate) Hey, we brought extra butter.
 * Plankton: (standing on Mr. Krabs, carrying candies) I have candies to share.
 * Mr. Krabs: Me, too.
 * Thomas: (entering, walking along the seatbacks) Hey, you guys are watching the episode?
 * Buck: (swinging in on ropes) Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Any episode worth telling is telling it twice. (the silhouettes of Harvey, Fee and Foo walk in and sit down)
 * Tinky Winky: What the...? (April O'Neil walks in, followed by Splinter and the Turtles)
 * April O'Neil: Oh, excuse me.
 * Splinter: Excuse me.
 * Raphael: Excuse me.
 * Donatello: Excuse me.
 * Leonardo: Excuse me.
 * Michelangelo: Get outta the way!
 * Tinky Winky: Who is this crowd? (Poof, Cosmo and Wanda fly in and sit down in the middle, followed by Timmy, Chloe, Sparky, Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Robot, Monster, Chicken, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Mac, Bloo, Ami, Yumi, Chuckie, Tommy, Phil, Lil, Angelica, SwaySway and Buhdeuce, are also seated in this row) Hey, down in front! (in another row, Dave, Theodore, Simon and The Chipettes are sitting; Alvin skateboards down the wall and jumps from head to head until he gets to a vacant seat)
 * Alvin: (chuckling quietly, before he jumps head to head) Ha-ha!
 * Dave: Ow! ALVIN!
 * Brittany: Hey!
 * Eleanor: Watch it!
 * Jeanette: Not my jeans!
 * Theodore and Simon: Alvin!
 * Alvin: (in his seat: laughing) (in still another row, Pig, Goat, Banana, Cricket, Fan-Boy, Chum-Chum, and three rabbids sit at opposite ends of the row; Lincoln jumps in, and imitates a rooster’s crow. Ronnie Anne, CJ, Carl, Liam, Zack, Luan, Leni, Lori, Clyde, Luna, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa, Lola, Lily and Lana all pile in, shouting. Switch to Tinky Winky's row, where he’s holding two large bodies apart to keep them from squashing him)
 * Tinky Winky: Watch it! (straining) Unnnhhh! (Tinky Winky's row has Sanjay, Craig, Korra, Asami Sato, Mako, Aang, Bolin, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Marlane, King Julian, Dudley Puppy, Kitty Katswell, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Snow White, Bashful, Sleepy, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Pinocchio, Jimmy Cricket, Dumbo, Timothy Q. Mouse, Lady and the Tramp squeeze together, and Tinky Winky squirts out from between them like a seed] Ow! (he lands next to Dipsy as the special, still rewinding, nears the beginning credits) Okay, buddy. You win.
 * Dipsy: Sure you don't mind?
 * Tinky Winky: I don't care.
 * Laa-Laa: Uh, Tinky Winky... (as the screen fades to black) I don't do so well in crowds.
 * French Narrator: Well, that's it for this special, so hopefully, get good sleep, and have good dreams of saving the world thanks to Teletubbies. (The End)

Note

 * I got some of these ideas from the scripts for The Lion King 1 1/2, Simba's Pride, and Ice Age: Collision Course. Hope you like my transcript!